dewchild:

harryedward:

memeleanor:

Why are people protesting …. how embarrassing

Because the president is a rapist?? A racist?? Homophobic?? Just a terrible human being??

having the right to protest is literally guaranteed to every citizen like how can you say it’s embarrassing to stand up for what you believe in

its-just-a-phage:

fitzefitcher:

n0rma1-people-sxare-me:

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

#this is team skull

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!”
One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?”
He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!”
Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?”
And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits”
And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

man i follow too many australians my dash is dead 

i mean what the hell else can i do, go to bed???? no??

pinesinthewoods:

Do you ever see a post that you agree with on some level, but it’s worded in an aggressive and mean-spirited way, so you’re just kind of

Listen up

weezl:

You don’t have to like or reblog my art to show your support - I just ask that you print it out and eat it every once in a while. Thanks

keehlsgorgeousgamer:

keehlsgorgeousgamer:

I think my favourite D&D story is the time our carpenter character rolled to build a desk and somehow got three 20’s in a row and now every time a character sees the desk they have to roll to resist immediately orgasming at the sight of it

Note, this is also the same character who once just nailed a board to the ground in an attempt to build a door