hanzo is all guilty and angsty over having killed genji but can we consider for a second that whatever hanzo did resulted in genji having to be reconstructed as 90% robot? what the shit did hanzo do to the poor sod??
“I am sorry brother,” hanzo said solemnly as he held onto genji’s ankles and slowly fed him head first into an industrial meat grinder
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
I hate that on this website if you don’t explain every little detail down to the core that some corny ass will find a completely ridiculous way to misinterpret your post that literally isn’t even close to what you were trying to imply.
I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran.
Ex:
*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*
Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”
Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”
Lance: “An idiot sandwich”
Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”
Allura and Coran: ??????
..
Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”
Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”
..
*Lance slips and falls on something*
Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”
Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”
..
*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*
Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”
Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”
Lance: “There he is”
Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”
..
Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”
*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*
Allura: “We are in BATTLE”
..
Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”
Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”
Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”
Lance: OH MY GOD PID GE JUST SHUT UP Pidge: Buy my silence for $8000 a month. Coran: That seems like an unnecessary amount for silence.
Lance & Keith: *are gay* Pidge: Oh my god, stop getting your gay everywhere. Lance: That’s homophobic, Pidge. Macklemore didn’t die for this. Coran: Who’s Macklemore? What did they die for?
*
Shiro: *gesturing to Pidge* Don’t talk to me or my son ever again. Allura: Why would Pidge be your son?
*
Keith: I’m Galra. Shiro: *tries to hold it in* Pidge: Don’t you do it. Shiro: Hi, Galra– Pidge: Shiro, I’m begging you. Shiro: I’m dad! Coran: Shiro, Pidge, please! This is serious!
*
*all of the paladins shouting at each other and throwing goo. it looks vicious. the kitchen is basically a war zone* Allura: WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE!?? Coran: I DON’T KNOW! ONE OF THEM MENTIONED A DRESS AND NOW THEY’VE BROKEN DOWN INTO TWO FACTIONS! WHITE AND GOLD VERSUS BLUE AND BLACK!
every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.
“women can’t drive”
It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.
“women never shut up”
Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.
“women are shallow”
Lol next
“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”
Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion
“women are too emotional”
Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.
I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.
“women are shallow” (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)
