FYI: they did a DNA test on Subway “Roasted Chicken” and determined it’s only 50% chicken.

koobaxion:

yeah the other 50% is roasted, next

straightboyfriend:

id probably be more scared if i looked out my window at night & saw jefree star than i would be if i saw a cryptid

ineffablewitch:

1nsomnizac:

ask-bot:

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

i would literally always freeze time to sleep that way i would never waste time sleeping again. also. ALSO. FUCK MATE. Not feeling like going to work? Freeze time and chill until you do. In a shitty situation that has you in danger? Freeze time and walk away to safety. its. so useful. I literally. dream about this ability.

softetony:

i don’t know much, but i’ll tell you this:

i only understand about 7% of what’s going on, anytime, anywhere, but if tony stark dies in infinity war, this bitch is gonna be found naked, swimming with the fishes in the middle of the ocean

autistic-nano-shinonome:

comedianthrax:

I was gonna list the McElroys as unproblematic but ever since Travis did a hit I’m not so sure :/…..

Yall blaming Travis for doing a hit when Justin was the one who did a spider to him

wonderland-prison:

Straight people: there are so many gay characters now, it’s starting to get annoying.

we, the gay: WHERE ARE THEY?

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