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gorgonzol-st:

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Drawing Study of February - Light and Shadow

Oooineedthis

OH. MY. GOD.
This is the ultimate reference! Thank you so much!!!




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otterlogic:

A professor at my school thought “bust a nut” meant to get angry

BONUS: 

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nilihist:

sometimes i really cant believe that we really ended up w eurocentric beauty standards like……have u ever seen literally any non-european person?? all tea all shade have u ever looked at a black person??? an asian person (not just east, every region)???????? an indigenous person?????? a latinx person??????? a middle eastern person????? like really??????? all these ppl w such rich diversity and insanely beautiful and unique features and we ended up w Whites being seen as the epitome of beauty?????




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cherryandsisters:

legacy

ok but what if alfor was the previous red paladin,,,,and allura follows in his footsteps 




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wlwvoltron:

allura: shiro, you need to accept your destiny as the leader of voltron.

shiro: of course, princess. [turns to keith] keith, you need to accept your destiny as the leader of voltron.




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  1. Miss Flemming: Alright, class is dismissed.
  2. Martha: You forgot to take up the homework!
  3. Heather Duke: (under breath) Why would you tell her that? Lame ass!
  4. Miss Flemming: (under breath) Why would you tell me that? Lame ass!



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some fav heathers things

fade-steppin:

  • welcome to my school, this aint no high school, this is the thunder dome
  • there is more emotion in the line forget who you are/ unburden your load/ forget in six weeks/ you’ll be back on the road/ than i have felt in my entire life
  • yoU need a jello shot!
  • “how’d you find my address?” is usually played for laughs but let’s think about this. ram’s party happens on sept 1. veronica has just met jd today and he just moved to ohio. jd probably doesn’t know his own address yet and yet not only is veronica sawyer here, she’s crawling through his window for one last hurrah
  • good god! my balls!
  • rhyming period with myriad
  • the march that plays in both “the me inside of me” and “dead gay son” it’s heroic im pumped
  • the dads making out in “dead gay son”
    • okay so the play is set in 1989 and the line is “I’m talking you and me/ in the summer of 83″ so six years ago is when this fishing trip happened
    • ram and kurt were eleven when their dads boinked
    • do you think their moms know. i bet they know.
  • jd’s dad “i need my drawstring pants for this”
  • the end of act one?? when  veronica puts the gun  to her head?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw
  • heather chandler’s ghost being a bitch “ooh what’s in his locker I bet its some ich luge bullets”
  • ram’s ghost in kindergarten boyfriend
  • veroinca open the openthe doOR PLEase
  • @veronica’s mom: im so sorry that was an awful thing u went through
  • pls play the reprise of dead girl walking at my wedding, funeral, and at the births of all my children
  • i have more but this post is getting long
  • bye



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man the street outside my room is prime real estate for speeding, donuts, and

‘ay? you got a problem?? what your fuckin problem mate??’




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Heathers the Musical: A Summary

  1. Beautiful: i fuckin hate this place jk now I’m hot and popular
  2. Candy Store: the Schuyler Sisters + evil
  3. Fight For Me: dAAAAAAaaaaamn
  4. Freeze Your Brain: tragic backstory™
  5. Big Fun: my first week of college in a nutshell
  6. Dead Girl Walking: sexytimes
  7. The Me Inside of Me: wait now she’s somehow MORE popular
  8. Blue: fuckboys perpetrate rape culture
  9. Our Love is God: “i worship you” awwww “i worship you” cool bUT IT’S STILL MURDER J.D.
  10. Prom or Hell: my bf is a triple murderer but he’s hot as fuck soooo
  11. My Dead, Gay Son: our sons were gay and whoops so are we
  12. Seventeen: murder is probably a no no
  13. Shine a Light: oversharing teacher + snappy choreo = still uncomfortable
  14. Lifeboat: bitchy cheerleader revealed to be cinnamon roll
  15. Shine a Light Reprise: “what the fuck heather” -Heather D. “what the FUCK heather?!!?!” -audience
  16. Kindergarten Boyfriend: we’re supposed to feel bad for her but also she kept a scab in a locket?? + more suicide
  17. Yo Girl: scariest song in the show tbh
  18. Meant to be Yours: VERONICA openthe opentheDOOR plEAse
  19. Dead Girl Walking Reprise: surprise bitch, bet you thought you’d seen the last of me
  20. I Am Damaged: i would die for you and now im gonna*BOOm*
  21. Seventeen Reprise: fuck you all and lets go watch The Princess Bride



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  1. me: okie dokie time to sleep
  2. brain: v..v..
  3. me: oh god
  4. brain: v....vvv...ver..
  5. me: pls no
  6. brain: veRONICA OPEN THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA OPEN THE DOOR VERONICA CAN WE NO-



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sexyleftistsantaclause:

djheadpats:

sexyleftistsantaclause:

why do ppl actually care that su characters are getting smaller like what importance does that have the shows still good

the smaller they are the easier they are to vore

its really a very bad thing that su characters are getting smaller




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inkdsyntaxterror:

I should re-name my blog to “Laughing at Andromeda blog”




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justmaghookit:

justmaghookit:

justmaghookit:

One of my biggest fears as a content creator is that people will get so wrapped up in shipping and arguments over gender and sexuality that the actual story will get lost by the wayside

Another is the thought that people will overanalyze my work to the point where it is completely unrecognisable. Or that they draw conclusions about myself based on what I’ve written that are utterly untrue

death of the author is a worrisome thing to me, I want to share my work but I do not want it to be misinterpreted, though I know there will always be people who will.




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crystalwitch-in-the-tardis:

justaqueerwitchy:

ravenmagill:

Alright. Y’all know how this works. That’s $1100 right there. 

May you be completely, abundantly, beautifully blessed.

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this, but money and crystals? What more could you want?

I usually don’t reblog but…crystal money grid! Please work!




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Wtf is sephora

alexexotic:

mettatonsbutt:

corruptinnocent:

flatbear:

optimysticals:

princelesscomic:

osheamobile:

jewishdragon:

rareandradiant-maiden:

hhertzof:

animatedamerican:

leeshajoy:

waffle-sorter:

lethalneuroses:

one-eyed-pom:

punlich:

venatus:

elasticlove:

nicejewishguy:

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth,

a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.




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