I’m officially never making fun of short people ever again bc I just realized that they’re the ones living with the best fucking angles?????? like they’re always looking up giving me nothing but their perfect jawlines and beautiful sun-kissed highlights that would make angels weep but bc I’m fucking tall and forced to look down all the time all I give short people is this:
the episode where Hurley and Sloane turned into a tree their final act of pure love so that they can live together away from the world in peace was the same episode that merle bragged that he could fuck any onion he wanted to.
who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.
@minors be vicious & unforgiving in whom you cut contact with online!!! do it relentlessly!!! you shouldn’t have a 30 year old hounding you on why you unfollowed them, you aren’t obligated to “"keep up”“ with people 2x 3x your own age!!!! if u see something resembling a red flag, welcome the block button’s presence!! protect your peace!