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marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

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(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain? 

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

And yes, this system literally kills people.




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karl-shakur:

8.17.1 ▪️ Karl-Shakur  ▪️ Instagram 
Sequoia Natl. Park, CA




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cryopods:

Okay, but Keith in that other BOM outfit




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thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}




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motorcyclegirlfriends:

unstableidentity:

my friend: [needs comfort]

me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words

me: *flipping through the manual* there there?

my friend: *cries harder*

me: oh No they were the wrong Comfort Words




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lmao i keep trying to see the appeal of twitter but everytime i go on there i just stare at my empty dash in confusion

is this how it was when i started this blog for the first time?? i dont even remember how i found people to follow i just did




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animericans:

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways




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real af    

jasper-rolls:

mood: junkrat on the hero select screen briefly forgetting why he exists

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khoren:

ron swanson jokes are always relevant [x]




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goraturtle:

i feel like,,,,, if hunk were a real person,,,,, and he hugged me,,,,, my depression would b gone




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Misery Loves Company

matt-n-keith:

Fandom: VLD

Words: 1128

Pairing: Mateith (Matt x Keith)

G. Sickfic.

“Achoo!”

The sneeze is brutal, even when he has been expecting it for some time. The annoying, tingly sensation on the back of his throat had been a dead giveaway, as it had been the itching in his nose. He had felt the bastard coming with minutes to spare.

Even prepared for it, it takes him by surprise and God, he hates it.

His temples throb, his throat hurts, and his nose is dripping. Disgusted, he promptly cleans it with his too abused tissue. He needs to change it soon, it’s almost useless.

He sniffs, and it’s a rather pathetic sound, if he’s being honest.

“Bless you,” Keith says at his side, voice nasal.

“Thanks,” Matt grumbles and sniffs again. “I hate being sick,” he moans, discarding the sodden tissue and extracting a new one from the box they’ve been sharing.

He blows his nose and relishes the brief moment in which he’s able to feel fresh air entering through his nostrils. It’s over before he can actually enjoy it, though, and he scowls to show his misery.

“I know,” Keith says, but his tone lacks his usual grumpiness. In fact, he’s smiling, and Matt thinks he looks beautiful even with a red nose and sunken gray-blue eyes.

Keep reading




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