do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt
Three years ago, Flint, Michigan, switched drinking water sources and that led to a public health crisis.
The Flint water crisis began in April 2014 after the city, which was under the supervision of a state-appointed emergency manager, switched its drinking water source from the Detroit Water and Sewerage Department, wich draws its water from Lake Huron, to the Flint River. The more-corrosive Flint River water was not treated with proper corrosion controls and caused lead to leach from pipes into homes and businesses.
Despite the importance of this problem, it still remains unsolved…
i’m asexual and tired. reblog if you are also asexual and tired.
me, shoveling vegemite toast and a glass of cold milo down my facehole: i’m not really like a stereotypical aussie aussie, yknow?
me, with a slice of fairy bread in each hand as i eye off the pavlova: it’s like, i’m pretty sure i’d know if i was, yknow? i dont think i’m all that ocker
me, as i sit out back with a coopers pale and the sounds of the neighbours kids kicking the footy around sounds in the distance: it’s not like i say “g’day” for real or anything… pretty sure i’ve never said it once seriously in my life, and- *sniffs the air* and some bloody bastard is having a barbie and didn’t invite us. rude.
me, struggling to cram an entire cherry ripe and two tim tams into my mouth at the same time: i mean if you offer me a holden or a VW i’m gonna pick… … i mean if i had to pick a hatch or a ute, i’d… shit.
Me
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someone reblogged my art and now ive got an avalanche of notes so thank u that person whoever u are!
Vulgar is a conlang (constructed/fictional language) generator created to help literally generate a language for you. No, really. No tricks, and it’s super simple to use. It’s my favourite tool right now for writing fantasy, even as someone who loves creating his own languages, it’s an amazing starting point.
Want a random conlang, straight away, with no prep or fuss? Just visit http://vulgarlang.com/index.html and click “Generate New Conlang”… and that’s it. Scroll down and through your brand new, generated, completely original conlang.
If you’re a little more advanced in terms of conlanging and want to specify IP phonemes to be used, you can add them too, but even with no knowledge of linguistics you can create a language at the click of your fingers.
This version of Vulgar is completely free, sure…. but! the guy who created it has not only made an amazing thing (which I repeat, is absolutely free at it’s most basic point), but is also planning on updating it more and more!
Under the “Buy” tab on the Vulgar website, he links to his email, where you can offer to pay for the full version of Vulgar, which is a total steal right now at a sale price of only nineteen dollars. Considering professional conlangers and linguists could charge you, like, a metric fuck ton of money for the same data you’re getting here for just nineteen, that’s a major steal.
Not to mention, buying the alpha build now gives you free access to all of it’s updated versions, which I can guarantee are just going to get better and better! I’ve already bought it and I adore it, and this is a tool the likes of which we in the conlang community have never seen in such an awesome way.
Please consider helping Vulgar out, because the creator is a damn genius
This is possibly the coolest thing I’ve ever come across
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you, a racist: SHIRO WEARING EYELINER
me, an east asian, banging woks together: IT’S THE SHAPE OF HIS EYES YOU STALE PRINGLE