surprisebitch:

may:

surprisebitch:

moist-baguette:

may:

surprisebitch:

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

okay

what would you ladies like to drink?

orange soda please

i’ll have the strawberry soda

just choked on spit laughing at my own dumb joke whats up lads

daenerystargaryn:

YOUR DRAGON NAME

• last two letters of your first name
  
• middle two letters of your last name
  
• first two letters of your mother’s name
  
• last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

thylovelylionheart:

annyongchingu:

thylovelylionheart:

“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”

“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.

“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “you are youthful!”

“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

mamoru:

lolodapsycho:

this-isnt-my-bra:

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

HOLY SHIT

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

I need an abortion.

cheekshine:

This is my first time saying any of this and it’s extremely hard. But here it is. I’m 19 years old & on Monday (May 15th) I’ll be 10 weeks pregnant. I don’t live in an environment that’s healthy for a baby, or a pregnant woman for that matter. I don’t have the emotional intelligence, mental health, or proper finances to raise a baby either. A medical abortion at my local clinic will cost me $1800, and my job’s heathcare plan conveniently does not cover abortions, meaning I will have to pay this all myself. I live with my deeply religious parents who would disown me if they were to find out I was pregnant out of wedlock, much less to find out I was planning to have an abortion.

I can’t depend on them for help with accessing an abortion or for any support regarding this situation. Right now I have a little over $1000 saved for my abortion. My appointment is in a little over a week, which I will then need to pay for my abortion. I’m in desperate need.

My google wallet is ramos.samadhi97@gmail.com, if you can’t donate, I understand but would greatly appreciate a reblog. Thank you. 💗

cosmicgf:

no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood

also on the list of ‘hell for healers in overwatch’ is that one person who demands a rez when theyre the only person dead and were in mid-battle