Who did this i will kill them

:< a whole team

they told me to play safe and then got mad that a zarya ult pulled me in with them and everyone died

i died first and my finger was slammed on the q key

mineapple:

man you can have like 8 games as mercy where you win and win and carry and it only takes one of the team for getting on you for not ulting when youre alone and dying to ruin your good mood

its like did you know??? that they usually go for the mercy,,,, First!

and if im dead i cant u l t

man you can have like 8 games as mercy where you win and win and carry and it only takes one of the team for getting on you for not ulting when youre alone and dying to ruin your good mood

dead-finks:

a concept:

roadhog, but with blep

holy shit im nearly at 600 followers

radioactivesupersonic:

Okay but you know what’s a trait of Keith’s that I want to hear more of?

Show me his attention to detail.

Everyone jokes about his “conspiracy board” but nobody seems to consider it’s not a conspiracy board? Like- he put a map down and figured out roughly where the energy source was, and then specifically went to locations and triangulated his weird brain sense to isolate it down to a specific area, and then when that led him to the caves, he took photographs of seemingly all the pictures he could find and used strings to mark their positions in what caves.

There was other stuff there we don’t know why he put up (something he later tore down, and a star chart) but none of this suggests he was making wild leaps of logic or conclusions about whatever it “must be” and his recounting of it is all incredibly matter-of-fact. Virtually nothing is conjecture except the safest ones- “like some kind of energy was telling me to search,” which is rooted in his experiences and not something he can quantify though he clearly tried as much as he could to do so- “they all appear to tell a slightly different story about a blue lion” would suggest that he went over those pictures and carefully compare/contrasted them. 

This suggests Keith is actually good at making detailed observations, and recording and organizing them in a very clear-cut accessible manner. This may well have taken him months to put together but he’s able to present it very quickly and effectively to the team.

Seemingly, something reinforced, because right after he sees Ulaz’s weapon and hears about what it’s for, we see him privately comparing it to the symbol on his own weapon.

flowersandmurders:

also i would like to introduce to the voltron fandom some new and exciting ships featuring Matthew James Holt:

Matt and Keith:

• there are approx. 2 art works for this and one conspiracy theory-esque post (i mean that in the best way tbh) about them
  
• but think about it
• shiro introduced them
• they bond over conspiracy theories and what a dork shiro is
• they also both love space
• matt runs on the treadmill while keith does some combat practice
• them snuggling together, looking up at the stars, and talking about what aliens could be looking back at them
• reunion that shocks everyone, as mentioned in post above. 
• “my life would have been a lot different if i hadn’t met you shiro”
  
• because he introduced him to his boyfriend matt
• if other shippers are allowed to reach then so am i dang it

Shiro x Matt x Keith:

• i like to call them the Original Garrison Trio
  
• all of them are gay for each other
  
• shiro and matt probably got together first tbh leaving keith to Pine
• shiro and matt were super into keith though, so a lot of their conversations were about how lovely and strong and pretty and amazing he was
• eventually shiro and matt are just like “we wanna date u do you wanna date us”
• keith says yes as awkwardly as they asked him
• the three of them are super happy together and are grossly affectionate
• ALSO ANGST-
• no one likes keith
• he’s put on a pedestal, never studies, aces the flight simulator
• he also comes off as arrogant and rude
• he’s really just Mr. Darcy it’s chill i love you keith
• when the three of them start dating people accuse keith of trying to break them up or smth
• matt and shiro are Ready to Fight and quickly dismantle these rumors by showering keith in love and affection publicly while keith blushes
• ALSO FLUFF-
• pushing beds together for sleep overs
• stargazing
• making plans for when matt and shiro get back from kerberos
• too bad they never come back wHOOPS MORE ANGST

Matt x Lance x Shiro:

• you’ve heard of shance, you’ve heard of latte, now get ready for: shlatte
  
• basically add matt to a ship and it gets better
• note: this also works with hunk, as will be demonstrated shortly
• matt and shiro being A Thing pre-galra
• then during Voltron Times Shiro and Lance have a little unrequited mutual pining going on there
• then shiro disappears and matt appears
• boom, matt and lance bond while they look for shiro and more mutual crushing
• then matt and shiro Reunite TM and lance is upsetti
• and there isn’t even spaghetti smh
• lance draws back while matt and shiro are in their love bubble
• but matt and shiro both quickly realize they both love lance too
• so eventually, with a lot of convincing that yes lance, they are serious and yes lance, we’re both in love with you- why wouldn’t we be they all get together
• matt and lance are super affectionate all the time and drag shiro into snuggle piles at every available moment

Matt x Hunk:

• MECHANIC BOYS
• bonding over being the Team Mechanics TM
• they’re both so soft and sweet
• matt will eat anything hunk cooks
• matt eats a lot and hunk cooks a lot so it’s perf
• Casual Affection TM
• Soft but Strong Boys
• ‘you’re my whole world bro’
  
• legit, this doesn’t even have to be romantic, i just love them both sm
• SOFT!!! FACE!!! KISSES!!! 
• matt steals hunks clothes and then denies that he did, despite drowning in hunks clothes
• matt will 1000% try to be the big spoon when they cuddle
• he succeeds
• they are just the cuddliest boys and deserve so much happiness

now there are a few other combinations you could go with like, Matt x Hunk x Keith, Matt x Keith x Lance (klatte, a classic), Matt x Shunk, but I want to get to sort of the main event here:

SHUNKLATTE:

• Shiro x Hunk x Keith x Lance x Matt (+ an e from the Latte ship name )
  
• also known as pidge, screaming, YOU CAN’T DATE ALL MY FRIENDS MATT and Matt screaming back WATCH ME
• they’re all soft and gay and affectionate towards each other
• literally look at all the adorable dynamics above
• you don’t have to choose between any of them because everyone is in love
• The Ultimate Slowburn and Mutual Pining
• biggest, cuddliest piles
• they take turns having sleep overs with each other
• when they inevitably lose track everyone just piles up in shiro’s room
• Pidge is overall fine with this but will glare at matt on occasion
• “it’s one thing for all my friends to date each other, it’s another for my brother to date all my friends” pidge probably
• “you’re just jealous that i have four beautiful boyfriends and you have none” matt back at her, with varying reaction 
  
• this is all, really, but i love them all so much

“i like to call them the Original Garrison Trio” 

pungoeshere:

modern taako wouldnt shoplift. he was the only one who wanted to stop magnus and merle from stealing from the bank in redcliffe. he would, however, take a pair of bolt cutters, break open the dumpster where sephora tosses their unsold goods, and dig around for free shit

“its not in the store, its not being sold, its factually garbo. hence its free game, my dude” - taako, probably

“That moment when I’m staring at a girl and she thinks I’m hating, but really I’m just gay.”

pants-pastries-polygons-pleasure:

thecutestofthecute:

yugichrist:

every animal is in its most powerful state when its tongue is unintentionally sticking out a little bit

chn2x:

perfect recipe for mothers day:

• Water: 35 l.
• Carbon: 20 kg. 
• Ammonia: 4 l. 
• Lime: 1.5 kg. 
• Phosphorus: 800 g. 
• Salt: 250 g. 
• Saltpeter: 100 g. 
• Sulfur: 80 g. 
• Fluorine 7.5 g. 
• Iron 5 g. 
• Silicon 3 g. 
• trace amounts of 15 other elements.

mineapple:

MMMMMMim gonna change my icon

yessssssss