ohbuckyyouresofine:

Okay, but the only piece of Voltron merchandise that I really want is this image

On one of these things that you put in your windshield

thisiselliz:

Lil Yachty:  "She blow that dick like a cello" 

Me:

tomatomagica:

person: *uses words like loli, shota and trap to describe characters/people*
me:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

gaycatdotcom:

I Must Crack Open a Cold One, But I Have No Boys.

You Require the Milkshake

mjalti:

me: dark google how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: the best revenge is letting go and living well

me: ….Bing, how do I–

mgs3:

men that annoy women to the point of anger and screaming and then laugh because they think its funny are uh fucking demons

asynca:

asynca:

Happy first day of winter, it is already FUCKING FREEZING

[nothern-hemisphere voice] “exCUSE me, 10C isn’t cold, why, here in sufferville, we routinely have to endure MINUS A MILLION DEGREES!!! i WISH!!! 10C here!!!”

me: [living in an Australian house build to disperse heat, with thin walls, reflective roof, huge floor-ceiling windows and with no heating, whose bedroom was 6C this morning, where we have to get up in the middle of the night to make sure the greyhound still has a blanket and isn’t dying of hypothermia, where three blankets isn’t enough, watching our breath fog up the air in the bedroom as we exhale] …………….okay