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mineapple:

when the one who never cries tears up you know youre fucked

keith just wants his two boys to stay in one place for once

whoops




Jul 3.2017 | 4093notes -
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ragingpeacock:

bossbot97:

halduron-brightwang:

immortalismortem:

liquidglue:

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b just wear the seatbelt

Mmmmmmm

I gotta naysay here. Seatbelts do a LOT of harm. Not everyone can wear one  and not everyone wants to risk it. Just among my own friends and people I know in general; 4 females had a breast cut completely or partially off due to a seat belt. 6 people had their throats cut, to an obviously non-lethal degree. 2 had their stomach’s cut open to a horrifying degree that I won’t elaborate on.

Not even counting the uncomfortably awkward belt locations for particularly large, small, fat, skinny people. Females with large breasts get the joy of holding the belt in place or adjusting it every couple seconds.

They’re awkward, uncomfortable, painful, and can often cause the injuries in an accident. Sometimes it’s just better to forgo the belt.

Those injuries caused by seat belts more than very likely would have been deadly had they not been wearing them. To have enough force to cut skin or cut off a breast in an accident is far more than enough to cause someone to go flying through the windshield of a car, to slam them into the steering column, or through a window resulting in deadly injuries or causing an even bigger accident for other drivers now that your body is in the road along with your crashed car. Are you really going to risk being a smear of ground meat on the pavement because your seat belt was a little uncomfortable or it might cut you? Then I got good news for you, there’s a wide variety of devices made specifically to make seat belts more comfortable and reduce that risk.

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These make it so that your seat belt won’t cut your neck, a simple sleeve of padded fabric that velcros around it, meaning you can put it anywhere on the belt. 

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This one does something similar, by readjusting the positioning of the seat belt to move it farther away from your neck and hey, helps a bit with having boobs in the way.

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They even make ones for children too.

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Boobs still in the way? While it’s pretty silly looking, this helps keep the seat belt in place so you don’t have to keep adjusting it.

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And if you’re overweight, they make seat belt extenders so you can still be safe. 

But maybe you’re still unsure, then listen to the CDC and all of their sources. 

“More than half of the people killed in car crashes were not restrained at the time of the crash.1 Wearing a seat belt is the most effective way to prevent death and serious injury in a crash.Seat belt use is on the rise. Laws, education, and technology have increased seat belt use from 11% in 19812 to nearly 85% in 20103, saving hundreds of thousands of lives. “

“Most drivers and passengers killed in crashes are unrestrained. 53% of drivers and passengers killed in car crashes in 2009 were not wearing restraints.1Seat belts dramatically reduce risk of death and serious injury. Among drivers and front-seat passengers, seat belts reduce the risk of death by 45%, and cut the risk of serious injury by 50%.4Seat belts prevent drivers and passengers from being ejected during a crash. People not wearing a seat belt are 30 times more likely to be ejected from a vehicle during a crash. More than 3 out of 4 people who are ejected during a fatal crash die from their injuries.5Seat belts save thousands of lives each year, and increasing use would save thousands more. Seat belts saved almost 13,000 lives in 2009. If all drivers and passengers had worn seat belts that year, almost 4,000 more people would be alive today”

Or this one

“ The number of those who escaped injury [by wearing a seat belt] increased by 40% and those with mild and moderate injuries decreased by 35% after seatbelt legislation. There was a significant reduction in soft tissue injuries to the head. Only whiplash injuries to the neck showed a significant increase.”

Or this

“ Fifty-five percent of those killed in passenger vehicle occupant crashes in 2008 were not wearing a seat belt…”

“Wearing a seat belt reduces the risk of fatal injury by almost 50%. For children, the risk of fatal injury is reduced by 71% with the use of child safety seats.“

“Of those thrown completely out of a vehicle in a car crash, 75% died. Only one percent of people totally ejected from their cars had on a seat belt during the crash. Over 30% were not wearing seat belts.“

Conclusion? Wear your fucking seat belt. Tell your kids to wear their fucking seat belt. Tell your friends and family to wear their fucking seat belts. Time and time again it’s been proven that you are significantly more likely to survive a crash if you’re wearing one. Most people think they’re uncomfortable, but when you’re in a crash it can save your life. I’d rather be mildly injured than dead.

Wear your seat belt.

WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT.

I’LL SAY IT AGAIN FOR EVERYONE IN THE BACK.

WEAR

YOUR

SEAT

BELT.


It’s not like it’s physics. Oh wait, it is. (grumble grumble)

also an emt chimed in saying theyve never seen the injuries described and this person claims to know multiple people who have had that? yeahhhh




Jul 3.2017 | 497718notes -
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super-shoyru:

destinyrush:

HOLLERIN

Prophecy fulfilled




Jul 3.2017 | 11715notes -
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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM

and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.

potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation




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Jul 3.2017 | 12424notes -
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crisiskode:

meatswitch:

rainy-days-are-over:

trashythingsgohere:

Those Jorts make it though

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Uhhhh lest we forget

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You can read the shirt perfectly too and if you think her face didn’t make this image 100000% better you’re fucking wrong




Jul 3.2017 | 52225notes -
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shippingisnotactivism:

I feel like this is a distinction that isn’t being made often enough, so let ,me clear it up.

Not liking a [thing], doesn’t mean you are an anti.

Not liking a ship, a trope, a kink or a [thing], doesn’t make you an anti. Even making/reblogging posts about why that thing makes you personally uncomfortable, doesn’t make you an anti. Yes, you would be anti!thing in the sense that you don’t like it, but it doesn’t mean you subscribe to the anti ideology. You are allowed to not like ships, or kinks, or any kind of content for any reason, and that’s fine and you are allowed to want to engage in fandom in a critical way.

What makes you an anti is:

- calling people some variation of “p*dophile/rape/abuse apologist” for liking a ship, or having a kink or claiming they are actual abusers for ii

- making your personal feelings on the thing the bases of moral judgment against the thing (aka “I think x is gross, therefore x is morally unacceptable” Fun fact: the world does not revolve around you!)

- harassing (which includes anything from doxxing, anon hate to making “callouts” usually with very misinterpreted information) people for the way they engage in fandom or for their consensual kinks, or basically anyone who is just quietly existing

- employing radfem rhetoric (particularly SWERF rhetoric - eg. careful with words like “normalising” and “fetishizing”)

- employing the think of the childrenlogical fallacy

- basically acting like fiction is the exact same thing as reality (yes, fiction can and does influence reality, but the relationship between the two is much more complex than “monkey see, money does” as antis like to pretend)

TL;DR

“I don’t like X, because of Y and Z, and i don’t want to see it, but I acknowledge that there are people who like X and that doesn’t make them bad people, although I still may not want to interact with them” - not an anti

“I don’t like X and everyone who likes X is a terrible person and I will suicide bait them until they do it or at least delete” - anti




Jul 3.2017 | 2906notes -
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scoobandshagtalk:

Like th-that frog is talking man




Jul 3.2017 | 17797notes -
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klanced:

Pidge: I have an idea

Keith: I’m listening

Pidge: It’s a bad idea

Keith: I’m listening




Jul 3.2017 | 5699notes -
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keith-is-not-an-emo:

I love this screencap for several reasons. 

  • They’re pouting
  • They’re pouting because Allura fucking throw green go at Pidge.
  • Pidge’s face screams: you dare to mess up with me bitch? bring it on. 
  • Keith. Looks. So. Pissed. Why you dare to mess up with Pidge, Allura? Pidge is the darling of Voltron and you should know that already. 
  • They’re pouting
  • Keith says, “Pidge go loose”, and then he fucking tries to attack the princess like can this guy chill.
  • They’re both amazing together and I hope we get to see more of their friendship in second season, all I’m saying. 



Jul 3.2017 | 8396notes -
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jackpotlucky:

jokeboy:

adults: why do teenagers need anti depressants lmao
adults: *get a lil stressed* *abuse their kids*

Dead Fucking Ass




Jul 3.2017 | 114803notes -
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madsciences:

k-lionheart:

chappellellison:

the most powerful generation on earth

Apex predators

all the potassium from the avocado toast has made us unstoppable




Jul 3.2017 | 58959notes -
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when u sleepily go to reblog your art and you have to doubletake at how many notes it has

holy shit guys thank u




Jul 3.2017 -
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minerambles    

mineapple:

when the one who never cries tears up you know youre fucked

keith just wants his two boys to stay in one place for once

whoops




Jul 3.2017 | 4093notes -
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recoil-operated:

themysticdreambouquet:

entethedragonduck:

cerastes:

When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

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it’s…called your funny bone…

that gif tho 

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?”
And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?”
And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?”
And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!”
And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”




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