fogsigh:

i’d be a lot more productive if i got experience points for doing things

darrynek:

fffcuk:

SHREK JOKES AREN’T FUNNY

THEY NEVER WERE FUNNY

THEY NEVER WILL BE FUNNY

STOP MAKING SHREK JOKES

don’t you think you’re ogrereacting a little bit

hey you better check yourself before you shrek yourself

meulinskittysweater:

dirk—-strider:

for n4ut who wanted more davekat and brojohn shenanigans!

if you don’t know what scp containment breach is, watch this

oh god the update is the stuff of nightmares

Mr. Cappadocia: Tamper with your woman's birth control? Prison sentence. Tamper with your man's birth control? CHILD SUPPORT FOR...

i-dont-need-feminism:

mr-cappadocia:

Taking a nod from god knows how many women, this Canadian Moron poked holes in his condoms so his girlfriend would get pregnant and wouldn’t leave him… and his girlfriend subsequently got pregnant and didn’t leave him. She called the cops instead.

And he was charged with sexual assault. That’s right, because SHE DIDN’T CONSENT to sex with a man with a condom with holes in it.

One dissenting judge pointed out Hey guys… women have been doing shit like this to men for years and we’ve never prosecuted. They’ve stolen semen, poked holes in condoms, lied about being on birth control… this opens up a slippery slope of men prosecuting those women for the exact same crime.

To which the leader of the majority said, and I shit you not “pregnancy has much more serious consequences for mothers than fathers”.

*doubletake*

So the 18 years raising and paying for a child I absolutely did not consent to have and was duped into providing the semen for… not fucking consequential enough?

Meanwhile… the man who poked holes in condoms? Yeah, he’s in fucking prison found guilty of sexual assault. 

THIS IS SEXISM AGAINST MEN.  This is real, it happens, it is enshrined in law AND IT IS DISGUSTING.

Coercing anyone to have a child should be illegal and should be a serious, prosecutable crime.  

It’s honestly one of the worst crimes I can think of, to be honest.  God bless the fact that I’m a woman and can shove a piece of plastic up my uterus and call it a day.

that deadening moment when youre enjoying a chocolate bar or some kind of desert and you get to the last bite and its in your mouth and youre chewing but then suddenly your body decides it doesnt want chocolate anymore and the delicious candy now seems almost inedible but its too late its like half chewed up but if you swallow you feel like youll barf and you dont know what to do

A L B: "Why do you hate the shape of breasts in plate armor so much?"

eschergirls:

martwhim:

Since people often ask “Alright, well this is fantasy! Why can’t we have boob shapes in plate armor?!” I decided to make a post about it. My frustration has nothing to do with historical inaccuracy and I’m all for imagination and freedom— but I’d like to (very…