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Jan 24.2013 | 4101notes -
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all-around-all-at-once:

can we just talk about DIRK FUCKING STRIDER RIGHT NOW

yeah all the alpha kids have their problems but 

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT DIRK STRIDER. 

RIGHT NOW. 

It’s not even about DirkJake or any of that, it’s about the man (the myth and the legend) himself. DIRK STRIDER. 

See, the reason that I emphasize that like a bitch is because NOBODY ELSE WILL. In nearly the ENTIRE HOMESTUCK UNIVERSE, nobody puts DIRK “I FUCKING CUT MY OWN HEAD OFF FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS” STRIDER first. 

NOT EVEN DIRK STRIDER PUTS DIRK STRIDER FIRST. 

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Jan 24.2013 | 2565notes -
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baby genius

tinkerlu:

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Jan 23.2013 | 18043notes -
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cuteness     dirk     dave     homestuck    

shewolves:

like why are people on the internet so hateful

you can download shit for free and there are boobs everywhere

what’s your malfunction




Jan 23.2013 | 54974notes -
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yes     perfect    



Jan 23.2013 | 3046notes -
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dirkjake     dirk     homestuck     my baby     good for you    

zodiaccity:

Big shoutout to all the Aquarians!!!

FUCK RUN THEYVE OPENED HUNTING SEASON AQUARIANS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES




Jan 23.2013 | 2017notes -
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zodiac     aquarians    

THERE ARE SO MANY REACTIONS TO THIS UPDATE AIGHT AIGHT.

1. DIRK YOU COOL IN TRICKSTER CLOTHES

2. BUT YOU POOR BABY YOU TELL THEM

3. EQUIUS IM SO SAD

4. FEFETA NOOOOO

5. MY HANDS HURT SO MUCH I AM A CHUMP

6. FUCK THIS




Jan 23.2013 -
posted by:mineapple
update     homestuck     holy shit     dirk    

peppermintscreams:

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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homestuck

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there are three types of people in the world.




Jan 22.2013 | 511025notes -
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mattstuck:

knifefarty:

wish-upon-a-starkid:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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I think that joke fell a little

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I’m going to cut all of you with something very 

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you all need to calm down before i alert the

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shit i got everything but the last one help




Jan 22.2013 | 602709notes -
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music jokes    

gorillazstuck:

rampant-noodle:

koncreates:

turntechgoddamnit:

He be sayin Hi all the time like he just got there when you know his little ass just zoned out and forgot.

I still don’t give a shit if i’ve rebloged this before.  i still love it.

i have to reblog every time because 

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ASDFGHKL; BABY <3 




Jan 22.2013 | 81161notes -
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grand highboob     so cute     gamzee     homestuck    

bladekindeyewear:

Anonymous asked:

*sobs* Nooo, why Dirk why, sacrificing your own sense of self just for ‘happiness’ is never worth it :C This is the wrong kind of ‘destroyer of heart’! (plus this is going to wreck non-Trickster Roxy<>Dirk, thank you so much peer pressure and half-hearted surrender to romance, but that’s almost irrelevant at this point) Oh Dirk, I’d rather they’d hit you with a large blunt object than you giving up like this D:

The reason Dirk did this was very telling, and you might have been able to understand in retrospect. He isn’t just leaping recklessly into an “ooh, let’s just be deliriously happy idiots” line of thought lightly. Hell, Dirk is even perfectly aware that everyone’s drinking and insane, and in serious danger of “giving up” in this session once and for all, in the state they’re in. He knows that giving in might get everyone killed.

What you need to understand is this:

Dirk Strider is fucking miserable.

His relationships were falling apart. He’s been trapped in a session doing nothing but embarrassing himself in front of Jake, reining in his Auto Responder (doing a shit job of it at that), and generally becoming more and more irritated with who he is - as a Prince of Heart might suffer, becoming disillusioned with his individual uniqueness - to the extent that he hates himself enough to nearly commit suicide.

He almost murdered his Auto Responder for being a copy of himself, just earlier! That’s how miserable he is! He literally feels he has to be “too fucking cool” to be happy, and it’s killing him.

So, when the choice was between actively attempting to beat the crazy out of his friends - when not only can he not explain the crazy, but he thinks more highly of all the friends he’d be hurting than he does himself, and doesn’t see sparing himself as worth their pain - and accepting an invitation to be inexplicably and deliriously happy for once in his life, he unfortunately chose the latter.

It helped that Arquiusprite persuaded him into it. Not only are both of them part Destroyer of Heart, willing to erode the effect of individual inclination and uniqueness over reality, as you mention… but Equius is an Heir of Void, one who invites change in Void particularly in the sense of ‘submission’. He invited Dirk to submit to the others!




Jan 22.2013 | 3402notes -
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very homosexual

pageofbreasts:

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OH MY FUCKING GOD




Jan 22.2013 | 7945notes -
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john     the pranking master     homestuck    

To my best friend: A sonnet

 HOW DO I LIIIIVE WITHOUT YOU> щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

 I WANT TO KNOOOWW> щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

 HOW DO I BREAAAATHE WITHOUT YOU> щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

 IF YOU EVER GOOOOOOO> щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

 HOW DO I EVER> щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

 EVER SURVIIIIIVVEEEEE> щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

 ~(>_<~)




Jan 22.2013 | 1notes -
posted by:mineapple
  1. black people: black pride!
  2. native people: native pride!
  3. latino people: latino pride!
  4. gay people: gay pride!
  5. white people: white pri- *stabbed and then burned alive*



Jan 22.2013 | 66906notes -
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

DIRK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

(btw dirk was 150% adorbs)




Jan 21.2013 | 1notes -
posted by:mineapple
fuck     update     homestuck     dirk you had a sword    






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