A US Marine on ship feels sorry that his doc can't get a lap-dance for his birthday, so he hooks him up.No homo.
Omfg
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!
I… no words…
sometimes jack reblogs things like this and then i lose all my shit asjdlkfdasfds
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuu

have some zac efron eating pizza on your dash

look guys!
since i had dirk’s wiki page open from before the update, i’ve still got the dirkjake version!
:D

oh shit you guys someone mash up the my little pony song and the go go power rangers song for me i need this in my life can it be done
i cant mix music to save my life
Bad Little Boy Song 「x」
Marshall: Follow my lead
Fionna: Hey!
Marshall: Good little girl, always picking a fight with me. You know that I’m bad, but you’re spending the night with me. Why do you run from my world? You’re a good little girl.
Fionna: Bad little boy, that’s what you’re acting like. I really don’t buy that you’re that kind of guy. And if you are… why do you want to hang out with me?
Marshall Lee: -hisses and chuckles-
Marshall Lee: -speaks- Don’t you know I’m a villain? Every night I’m out killin’, sendin’ everyone runnin’ like children. I know why you’re mad at me. I’ve got demon eyes and they’re lookin’ right through your anatomy, into your deepest fears. Baby, I’m not from here. I’m from the Nightosphere. To me you’re clear, transparent. You’ve got a thing for me girl. It’s apparent.
The Legend of Karezi (Karezi)
Not Lookin’ At The Floorbutt (Autoresponder/Roxy)
Fuck yeah, Adventure (Bro/Grandpa)
Deisidaimonia (solkar)
A Lesson in Aberration (Dad/John)
WHY DON’T THESE WORK ON MY COMPUTER
I AM TRYING TO ENJOY SOME HOMESTUCK GAMES BUT THEY WONT LOAD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG
I WANT TO SEE DIRK/EQUIUS ALRIGHT SO SHOOT ME
always reblog
always
I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE NOT IN THE FANDOM THIS IS FUNNY SHIT.
my goal in life is to be as cool as nick from jimmy neutron
he kind of looks like a mexican sasuke
no its neyruto