roxyzahhak:

mineapple:

roxyzahhak:

mineapple:

….the second i posted that rap, i got a follower.

this requires some further investigation

i was the roxy huehuheuheu

HOW DID YOU FIND ME SO FAST

thE MSPARP TAG It works wonders

THEN IF I HADNT POSTED THAT RAP SO FAST YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER FOUND ME ASKKJNFS

~destiny~

roxyzahhak:

mineapple:

….the second i posted that rap, i got a follower.

this requires some further investigation

i was the roxy huehuheuheu

HOW DID YOU FIND ME SO FAST

….the second i posted that rap, i got a follower.

this requires some further investigation

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

fangirl-4eva:

Hey, remember how Australia was on fire a few weeks ago? 

Well it’s flooded now. 

Guys, we are the apocalypse.

Theres actually still fires in some places. Also cyclones.

FIRE, WATER, AIR

themuffinman1227:

shhhhhhhhh

we gotta be sneaky cause I got a secret

a birthday secret

I’m sure you’re all fiailliar with my handy dandy codpiece

but wait who’s this golden beauty

you are not my codpiece

IT’S STEFAN’S BIRTHDAY PRESENT

CODPIECE PARTY

*touch

OH HELL YES

OH HELL NO

OK THAT’S ALL FOR NOW

NO MORE

THANK YOU

THE SHOW IS OVER EVERYONE LEAVE

Okay I would just like to send out a warning if you haven’t been notified already

the tumblr staff tag is not a place you want to be if you are triggered by the following things;

gore

snuff pics

porn

beastiality

the sight of painful extreme birth/face defects

one example of serious self harm, i think

flowers from people who like the update

i have gone through it all and got out the other side and i have to say its pretty bad. i know i dont sound that affected but this is seriously some stuff that would sicken any normal person. some people literally just looked up whatever twisted things they could find and pasted it on the tag as some fucked up way to get back at the tumblr staff. please do not go there if youre not ready for what you find.

…anyway. if youre wondering what else in there, its nothing you dont expect. people getting angry at tumblr because of the update.

‘smart’ clothing

you mean what i normally wear plus makeup?

ipoog:

all the homo

text from this one post oh yeah

i wonder how far hed go with that

pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:

karkat-van-buren:

a-kid-from-your-school:

Did you know on average the human body needs 8 positive touches a day to survive? This includes: hand shakes, a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a kiss. etc. So you people saying, people that are depressed are just upset because they don’t get attention, in a way, you’re right, when your body lacks positive touches it can stunt your growth and effect your mental and emotional development. Give a hug.

how have i not degenerated into insanity by now? i barely receive physical contact.

kingoftheforest:

mineapple:

MY GOD YOU GUYS I AM HAVING THE MOST HEART WRENCHING DIRK + JAKE RP

I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH DIRKJAKE OKAY DONT JUDGE MEEE

I…I CANT STOP..

WH-WHY DO YOU ASSUME ITS YOU IM TALKING ABOUT? B-BAKA! IT’S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!

thefandommenace:

How we imagine most English people speak.

How most English people actually speak.

my two english crushes <3