i FORGOT

MY COMPUTER

ITS ALL PACKED UP AND ON MY BED ALL SAD

THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT TO MAKING YOUR DOG THINK ITS GOING FOR A WALK

PUTTING ITS LEASH ON

AND LEAVING IT AT HOME AT THE DOOR

I AM A TERRIBLLEE PERRSSSONNNNNN

HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET

I AM THE GOD TIER OF STUPIDITY

ON THE SUCKELADDER

I AM THE TOP RUNG

IT IS ME

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guyss i had the weirdest dream last night

i was harry potter and i was LATE FOR CLASS in some weird kinda uni i guess and i didnt have anime toast so i was just awkwardly running around lost trying to find the room 

and i kept constantly running into The Doctor around corners because he was following me i guess and he kept asking if i wanted to help him on an adventure but i kept walking past him like yeah dude oookayyy

BUT I COULDNT FIND THE CLASS and i was so confused but then i realized the day and it was SUNDAY so i just curled up in a ball of i am done

and the doctor was there again leaning against the wall and he was like hey you really gotta check this out harry cmon

so im like fuckin- FINE so i do and he shows me the tardis and opens the doors all expecting me to be impressed like everyone else but i just stare at it and go

nice enlargement charm -.- goodbye

and he just FALLS OVER IN SHOCK/DISAPPOINTMENT

i love when my dreams sort of make sense

sighhh waking up early to go to brisbane to start unpacking stuff in my uni room

this sounded like fun right up to when its about to happen

why is everyone comparing the heights of the alpha kids and saying that jane is tiny??

her legs are bent. shes floating in midair and her legs are bent.

same with jake a little bit

but yes dirks shoulders are hella huge

i guess my dad just realized that im GOING AWAY FOR UNI

and he came to my room and sat down and was like

you know that there are clubs and such at uni i think itd be a good idea to join a church club

and my reaction was just what no nowhat

and hes like 

and remember to pray, alright? every night. to jesus. not- not the air or some kind of wizard or anything, the true god okay

and im just like whaaaat

and he finalyl just left

and im feeling really uncomfortable

and also wondering what itd be like if harry potter was god

yellowcrayonwillow:

harleyquinnivere:

yellowcrayonwillow:

i would l to learn how to pick locks

guess i know what i’m doing today

okay usually when i get followers i go onto their blog and live there for a couple of hours to suss out who they are

but now ive got 142 followers which is literally 100+what i had a few days ago before all this and i dont know how to do that