omfg i just checked my followers
why are porn blogs following me
i dont have porn
mineapple isnt reference to minebreasts
you will be disappointed if you wanted porn
that isnt drawn
i think after dinner ill try rping as John Crocker and see what happens
am i going to regret this i dunno
omfg boyfriendleaders is so
good
feelings
everywhere
john…..
kind of gets the short end of the stick sometimes i admit
but half of that is of his own creation
oh well
my babies

I WILL NEVER NOT WNAT TO CRY WHEN SI SISEE THIS GIF MOH MY GDO
THIS WAS POSTED OVER 2 MONTHS AGO PLEASE STOP BRINGING IT BACK
IM BRINGING IT BACK SUCK IT
whAAATT???//??
why do people keep sAYING THAT
….yeah okay love me
woah hey fellow knight of space represent! *brofist

Anyone working retail should understand this. Those dividers placed at the openings of coolers and freezers that keep the cold in. You’re supposed to just be able to walk right through them, but NO. This is what happens. Every time.
Every. Single. Time.
omfg this is so
accurate
;___;

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck
no it’s ok, pooh had it coming
shit
wow what a douche
yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole
This post is now 80% better.
jfc pooh bear
I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics

This is probably going to be disproved really soon, but in the meantime, I can hope this is what’s going on over at Derse.
yes yes yes yes please
yes i thought so

Hey guys! I’m back!

Okay, yeah, I’m a dumbass. I forgot my computer at home and I didn’t get to-

Hmm? What’s this? I don’t get mail…

Maybe a birthday thing? Let’s open it up…

BLARGHJINDINDOJANDKJNWKJNDIBNIU!!

Oh, hey! It’s the shirts I ordered hell yes now I can be Terezi and Vriska and Dav-

Eh?

Ehhhhhh?

Eeeeehhhh???



OHHH MYYYY
JULIAAA
My friends and I joke that Homestuck is probably voiced by Broadway Karkat, so I felt like recording a couple of these. This is dedicated to my own moirail, Vinnie, who I would trust with my body and soul and who also spend a great deal of time reassuring me earlier when I had a panic attack over a shifty job interview I had over Skype this afternoon. :)
I’m gonna take a break from voicing Karkat for a little while, but hopefully some fandomstuck will be enough to tide you over.
I’m sorry, I deviated from the script in a few places because the sentences flowed better when I spoke them that way. The original is by metallikato and can be found here.
Vocals and editing by me. The background music is an instrumental version of “Hiru no Tsuki” from Outlaw Star, which is one of my very oldest and dearest fandoms in its own right <3
If you really really liked this a lot, you can download it for free on my Tindeck channel or you can throw money at me via PayPal donation to SperbetteVA@gmail.com
cause that’d really help me out and I’d also be able to keep making cool stuff like this ^^;
HS: Good fandoms don’t die, Hetalia.
HS: They just… go God Tier. :)
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER KDJDKJDDKJDKJDD DIES OF JOY
look-
i-
nevermind.
:/