*looks at you*
*walks to you*
*picks you up*
*puts you on shoulders*
*takes you to a dark corner of the internet*
*puts you down*
*lays on you*
*rests head on shoulder*
*whispers*
where
is john
*sobs*
THE UPDATE
EVERYTHINGS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
OHNO
YOU DON’T SAY
NO, EVERYTHING’S PEACHY. IN OTHER NEWS, I HEAR THE SUN’S PRETTY HOT.DONT YOU SASS ME
BITCH I WILL SASS YOU IF YOU DESERVE SASSING,…
no seriously ill do it if you want
1000 dollar
THE UPDATE
EVERYTHINGS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
OHNO
YOU DON’T SAY
NO, EVERYTHING’S PEACHY. IN OTHER NEWS, I HEAR THE SUN’S PRETTY HOT.DONT YOU SASS ME
BITCH I WILL SASS YOU IF YOU DESERVE SASSING, AND HOT DAMN DO YOU EVER DESERVE IT. IT’S A CASASSTROPHE UP IN THIS.
OMFG I AM STRANGLING YOU AND WHEN YOUR BABIES BECOME BATMAN I WILL BE THEIR JOKER
GET IT BECAUSE I KILLED YOU
ANKJDNJDNLKNDAL
THE UPDATE
EVERYTHINGS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
OHNO
YOU DON’T SAY
NO, EVERYTHING’S PEACHY. IN OTHER NEWS, I HEAR THE SUN’S PRETTY HOT.
DONT YOU SASS ME
“Yeah… Jack stop laughing, that actually hurt.”
im gon draw tav
yeah
yeah man
oh ok
lets try again
fucking
OKAY I GIVE UP
i think i’ve reblogged this but i can never say no to johntav
This feels so…… Surreal…. I never thought I’d actually be killing myself…..
This is Kylie’s father. She is at the hospital and will recover.
To those who reached out to the police here in town: Thank you so much. You possibly saved her life.
…
WELP.

no these are genius what are you saying that theyre bad ive never seen better literary perfection i will strive to use at least three of these in every essay i write in the future
Nice of you to leave the window open.
tHIS THING CAN, uH„ fLY WITH TWO PEOPLE, r„ rIGHT?
It’ll fly just fine. Trust me, dude. Now hang on tight.
moreboringthanwheelofmonotony:
Aquarius
Virgo
Sagittarius
Taurus
Scorpio
Gemini
Capricorn
Cancer
Pisces
Aries
Libra
Leo
mmmmhmmmmm!
don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.
I’d cry knowing that I could of possibly helped them
Nice of you to leave the window open.

In case anybody is curious or needs an explanation, F.E.A.R stands for Focus Sash - Endeavor - Attack - Rattata. Try it out like this:
Enter a battle with any Pokemon (preferably a high-level Pokemon so that you’re more impressed) using your Rattata, equipped with a Focus Sash, as your starter. Use Endeavor. Because of its low level, the other Pokemon will attack first, leaving your Rattata with 1 HP (because of the Focus Sash). Rattata will then use Endeavor, which brings the enemy Pokemon’s health down to 1 HP as well. Then use Quick Attack, and watch your level 1 Rattata defeat a level 70 Lugia and gain like a zillion quadrillion experience points from it.
FUCK YEAH, RATTATA
Fuck, Joey.
ghost types tho