i really hope john and karkat and dave are the best of bros
i really do

lex asked. i delivered.
shit i dont think i spent even twenty minutes on this thing
…..he liked it tho so i guess that’s okay
yes thats redbull
so like the homestuck fandom has been a complete mess past few updates
and then karkat comes along and they’re all relaxed
he’s indirectly shooshpapped an entire fandom
pretty much
that’s scary accurate.
what kind of pale porn star even is he

#can you imagine like you’re having a conversation with someone #and they’re being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever #you’re straightfacing #and slowly reach up and pull your little cord to shut your blinds #perfect
Someone please, please draw Dave Strider wearing these.
what the hell are you talking about dave wearing these
this is totally something john would wear excuse me
Bitch
I will fight u
(also sup are you doing okay how’s school did you bundle up don’t catch cold oh wait you don’t live anywhere with any concept of ‘cold’ that exists in a meaningful sense of the word uh did you bundle up don’t catch crocodile.)
day 513-
everything’s starting to get blurry. it feels like the world is moving on without me, while i’ve become trapped in a horror of slow motion. what of my future? it’s making me sick to my stomach. i can’t handle food- when i think of perhaps getting up to make myself get something to eat i just lose all energy. i haven’t left my room in days. why is everything getting so…dark?
is it the end for me? can i hold on no longer?
no, says the room, the world, God himself. your time is up. put the computer down. you have school tomorrow and no one likes a night-blogger.
Fail, miss. Fail.
First off, you missed a classic opportunity for a 413 joke.
Secondly, it’s only, like, eleven pm. School tomorrow? Suck it up, princess.
*413
i am just kind of going slightly insane perhaps because of the slowness of the internet
maybe

#can you imagine like you’re having a conversation with someone #and they’re being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever #you’re straightfacing #and slowly reach up and pull your little cord to shut your blinds #perfect
Someone please, please draw Dave Strider wearing these.
what the hell are you talking about dave wearing these
this is totally something john would wear excuse me
Bitch
I will fight u
(also sup are you doing okay how’s school did you bundle up don’t catch cold oh wait you don’t live anywhere with any concept of ‘cold’ that exists in a meaningful sense of the word uh did you bundle up don’t catch crocodile.)
day 513-
everything’s starting to get blurry. it feels like the world is moving on without me, while i’ve become trapped in a horror of slow motion. what of my future? it’s making me sick to my stomach. i can’t handle food- when i think of perhaps getting up to make myself get something to eat i just lose all energy. i haven’t left my room in days. why is everything getting so…dark?
is it the end for me? can i hold on no longer?
no, says the room, the world, God himself. your time is up. put the computer down. you have school tomorrow and no one likes a night-blogger.

#can you imagine like you’re having a conversation with someone #and they’re being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever #you’re straightfacing #and slowly reach up and pull your little cord to shut your blinds #perfect
Someone please, please draw Dave Strider wearing these.
what the hell are you talking about dave wearing these
this is totally something john would wear excuse me
this internet.
i am dead.
accomodationnnn
Welcome to University, Mineapple.
You may check your free time, patience for humanity, and comfort of living - particularly where having even remotely decent ‘net is concerned - at the door.
Unless it’s actually really good ‘net and you’re happy about that in which case you struck the uni jackpot(I think I just realised that a University ‘net connection would be Sollux’s own personal version of hell.)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
MWAHAHAAHA
alex was freaking out over the terezi karkat gamzee thing
so i was kind
…and pointed out terezi’s toenails
and then upon him saying he was colourblind specified that it was gamzee’s colour.
…i think hes crying now wow
Do colors have fandoms
Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome
I totally ship it with turquoise
I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW):
0//////0
Why is there porn on my dash
oh god
oh my god their baby is beautiful!
Tumblr everybody
im going up to brisbane to live in accomodation for uni tomorrow
…i am not sure how i feel.
except for waking up early tomorrow oh HHELL NO FUCK THAT SHIT
seriously though fuck.
these years have been rough on john
hopefully this and not starbucks
*tilts head*
are you tea’s friend?