pizza:

nahthatsnotveryraven:

in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

and there’s another episode when the older boy gets pregnant with a tree girl after pissing on her tree and he vomits up their green, slimey, tree child

WHAT THE HELL SO THAT WASNT A FEVER DREAM???

askacavalreaper:

okay SIGH FINE i tallied up the results without my cheating

n= //

y= / (YOOOUUUUU)

majority rules my homework goes undone

starburnava:

mineapple:

the results are in 100% of answers were n so im not doing my homework

end

LIES.  xD I SAID NO.

THERE IS ALWAYS ONE PERSON WHO HAS TO FUCK IT UP FOR ME THE REST OF US

THIS TIME IT’S YOOOOUUUUU

the results are in 100% of answers were n so im not doing my homework

end

n

should i do homework y/n?

Aww, I made a bunch of homestuck symbols In curiosity next to my name but then lost it.
:/

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

stealtharchaeologist:

sweet-pea-soup:

dewognatos:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

THIS IS BEST THING EVER.

I HOPE THIS WORKS

THIS IS FANTASTIC