oh
oh my god
so i’ve been together with this cumfart for six months now and i’m really happy about it and basically we are brojohn so i wrote brojohn for him (and it’s also residually for p33p because i know he loves my writing so)
4.8k of: nakeytime, frottage, oral sex, rimming, fingerfucking, sound kink, getting walked in on
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“John, it’s just hanging out with our dicks out, don’t make a big deal out of it.”
everything i do today is wrong i feel
AUUUGHHH I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHY AM I STUPID

tell me im cute pls
also i took down that flag in the background so i need stuff to put there help me
yeah hi
i am hurt but that doesn’t discount the god tier levels of cutie patootie in this picture
ok so i know a lot of people buy dentures for their troll cosplays and thats cool but i cant stand them for myself because a) i cannot talk and b) spit and c)they make my mouth look huge and gross and ugh they are just uncomfortable and i dont like them so i decided to make my own!! and theyre super easy to make depending on how much effort you put into them and how many you want to make
heres what just two fangs look like (you can make a bunch more to put in your mouth or make them sharper but i like to stick with 2 since im lazy haha)
steps below the cut because its pretty image heavy
I AM DOING NOTHING THERE IS NO JULIA FANDOM FIRST RULE OF THE FANDOM IS DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE FANDOM SECOND RULE OF THE FANDOM IS DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE FANDOM
i am starting the julia (craniumrats) fandom right now you guys
whos in it with me?
is anyone actually able to eat nerds without spilling half of them on the floor/yourself
or am i just the messiest motherfucker
I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college
What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

five-cats-for-five-deutschmarks:
One Year Later — AMERICA Hetalia
i dont know its america on the left until i see the title saying ” america aph”my style is changed too far.Blank meme : http://bampire.deviantart.com/art/Meme-Before-and-After-177759508
WHAT HAPPEND IN ONLY ONE YEAR?!
WHAT IS THS SORCERY-
WITCHCRAFT
MOTHER OF WHAT THE FUCK
holy shit.
why can’t this happen to me
WHAT.
IF ONLY THIS COULD HAPPEN TO ME
*proceeds to not do any work ever like every year before*
kills everyone out of boredom
why wont somebody talk to m
oh
heavy trigger warnings for rape.
all right, I’ve calmed down enough to post this, and hell fuckin’ no I ain’t blurrin’ out names.
hi my name is rachael, and this is why feminism is still needed. I have nothing else to say.
yooooo if you wanna know what the fuck i was so mad about, read the following and spread it please!!
this is physically painful to read oh my fucking god
FUCK THESE ASSHOLES!

You know what? No. No, I do not think that girl is as beautiful as the woman on the right. And before you social justice bloggers come stampeding into my askbox, wondering how I could be such a heartless, bitch- hear me out.
The girl on the left isn’t beautiful. The girl on the left does not have flawless skin, or blonde hair, or baby-blue eyes or a pair of double-d’s. What she is, however, is sick. And telling her that she’s beautiful as an attempt to comfort her? Is just plain cruel.
You’re telling her that she’s only redeemable when she’s beautiful. You don’t give a damn about her illness, no. You just want to sleep at night, thinking what a great person you are for lying to a little girl. Do you think that girl believes she is truly, in the eyes of society, beautiful? She doesn’t. And I dare someone to look me in the eyes and say she’s wrong. We all know she’s not beautiful, but we tell her otherwise, tell ourselves otherwise because we feel guilty and we think that, by “saving” this poor, ill child with false claims of beauty, we are better people because of it.
That girl is beautiful because she is fighting. She’s beautiful because she isn’t beautiful, not in all the physical ways we obsess over. She’s beautiful because of her personality- and that is why her’s is a life worth living.
Not because some stranger on the internet lied, and told her she’s “beautiful”.
Someone Finally Said It ^
Thank you.