taco-rena13:

its a blog: i used google translate.

maihyuga:

i read these fanfiction and it had a french speaking john and it was totes cute and just gave me the head canon of john speaking french ahhh<3

john asks karkat to ‘help’ him with his french class that he is passing with an A but karkat doesnt know that. he use this…

what

is

this

fanfiction

man i dont know who the fuck you think you are aight but ive fucking destroyed the world with my disease madcowbell ok you do not want to mess with me

Update.

oh god theres more types

felt shippers go crazy

out of this world: Cross off the things you've done

Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette. 
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself. 
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $250 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone

Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing or snowboarding
Been sailing.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school.
Had detention.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school. 
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Had a yard  (boot)sale.
Had a lemonade (random shit) stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade (random shit) stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Swam with dolphins.
Taken a lie detector test.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books in a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a colouring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches. 
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster/guinea pig. 
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Did “spirit day” at school. 
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Got straight A’s.
Know someone with HIV or AIDS.
Made-out with someone.
Played on a sports team.
Snuck out of the house.
Swore at a teacher. 
Gone laser tagging.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been on the TV. 
French braided.
Skinny-dipped.
Driven a car.
Performed in front of an audience.
Been in love
Been on a train.
Seen a ghost.
Gone bungee-jumping.
Been to Mexico.
Crashed a car.
Sky dived.
Been kissed in the rain.
Made an 11:11 wish.
Drank alcohol. 
Forwarded a chain letter

….that’s really not that much huh

egberts:

when you hear your online friends voice for the first time

OH you meant THIS

Reblog this if you didn’t even know Facebook was down.

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

unlovely-unloved:

lana-boo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

…it was…?

When was this?

eh?

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how come im not better at things with this omfg

missadlerinthetardis:

hickstoner:

anberlyn:

boazpriestly:

I’m not the only one who was crushed when I learned that the song “Who Let the Dogs Out” isn’t actually talking about the animals, but instead it’s referring to “ugly” women in the clubs, right?

This post changed my life

WHAT!

i didnt know this

my life is ruined now

thanks