
take a drink when every non-homestuck reblogs this
this isnt related to homestuck in anyway tho
You’re kidding right?
just because theres a character who has his lips sewn in homestuck doesnt mean this is a homestuck post. stop.
i was waiting for someone to say this and someone did
thank you
On November the 5th, 2006 in Cherokee county, Georgia a horrific crime occurred. A single mom of 3 was in her kitchen cleaning up dishes and her youngest daughter was on the computer in the next room. Her daughter was building a Build A Bear she wanted online. She asked her mom to come and see. Her mother, named Sue White went to go and see her daughters creation. As she entered the room to see she heard glass shatter in the kitchen. She ran to see a masked man busting through her window and unlocking her door. After he got into the home he put a gun to her head and pulled the trigger. It was jammed. He beat her with the gun and brutally raped and stabbed Sue at least 25 times. Her seven-year-old daughter witnessed most of the crime. He then moved Sue into the bedroom and put her daughter in a closet. The closet however did not have a door. She left the closet and went into the bathroom. Once he realized she had moved, he went to see what she was doing. He was naked and covered in blood. He told the little girl she better stay in the closet until he told her otherwise. Once the attacker thought that Sue was nearly dead he ordered her to call her daughter in so he could also have his way with her and finish the job. Sue then lay there and pretended she was dead. Once he thought he had killed her, he got up and went after the daughter. After he was out of sight Sue pulled herself up and got a knife.
The attacker heard her and turned around, as soon as he turned around Sue stabbed him in the chest. He stumbled out the back door and then Sue told her daughter to go upstairs, get under her bed, lock the door and do not come out until the police or her come in to get her. Sue then heard the attacker coming back in the front. The battle continued for some time. He had gained control again and asked Sue “Where is your God now?”. She managed to turn around and push him off her, she then managed to stab her attacker in the chest one more time.This was one of the bloodiest crime scenes experienced in 25 years and the first time in Cherokee county history that a rape ended with the female killing her attacker at the scene. She said she knew she couldn’t die because her baby needed her.
She showed that motherfucker what was what…it’s almost straight out of a movie…
Ladies and gentlemen, behold: the best post of internet history.
i am so sorry for the long post but i have seen this post grow from a mere babe into the fully grown post it is today
Why aren’t there drive-throughs for fanfiction though?
“Can I help you?”
“Yes, I’d like a modern “pretend boyfriends” AU, no dub-con, add frottage, please.”
“Would you like a happy ending with that?”
“Yes, please.”
“And for length?”
“Oh, a 50k-er, please.”
“Will do, please pull around to the first window.”
^^^ ALL OF MY YES.
IF ONLY
ALL MY WEIRD CROSSOVER NEEDS WOULD BE MET
COMMUNISM
FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION FOR OUR SHIP
EVEN IF IT WAS SMALL AND PLAYED AS A JOKE
I THINK DAVE SHIPS JOHNKAT
IT’S MY NEW HEADCANON NO ONE CAN STOP ME

This is really not okay.
I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him thee fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.
Gabbity is right—if the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.
^ I’m so happy to finally see a post like this.
this gif makes me so sad. he looks so confused and scared, especially after she hit his face the first time.

Are you fucking kidding me
first time drawing rose ever what is up with me today i have no clue
how does perspective/foreshortening work again

i am i seeing a direct positive correlation between the more classes i have and the amount/quality of drawings i do
watched the first episode of sherlock today
im sorry but if they are not married then youre lying
So you guys know how the Homestuck Game is suppose to come out in 2014?
Well has any ever taken a look at page 2014?
FUCK
NO. I AM DONE. I AM SO FUCKING DONE. *LEAVES*
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK