baggy/sagging pants on guys make me sad because there could be a high quality ass beneath that denim but i wont be able to enjoy the ass because its FUCKING HIDDEN
I AM SO MAD AT YOU THAT I WANNA EGG YOUR HOUSE
BUT ONLY WITH, LIKE, ONE EGG
A CHOCOLATE EGG
PLAced gingerly at your doorstep.
Because I like you.
ASSHOLE.
i saw this and had to draw it and hahA i avoided drawing dicks again sorry
things people forget about john that don’t have to do with nic cage
- he likes magic tricks
- he likes paranormal stuff
- he likes the animes
- he makes (shitty) computer programs
- he likes webcomics
- his favorite color is green
- he is left-handed
- deathly alergic to peanuts
- doesnt actually hate cake
- he thinks daves rapping sucks
- he plays the piano
- likes the movie Little Monsters
- has at one point seen furry porn
- HE HAS ZERO TACT AND ISNT VERY SENSITIVE IN GENERAL
You bastards shut your whore mouth.
you are a jerk if you point out someone’s pimples
omfg i read that as
you are a jerk if you poke someone’s nipples
if it were dark all the time i would literally be the happiest fuck id be able to choosh when i want to have light or not

i had this thing laying around, so why not use it as a small apology kinda for the long wait on those requests
i’m sorry
IT’S LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAAAAAAAINS
I LITERALLY STARTED SCREAMING ‘OH MY GOD’ AT THE COMPUTER
FUCKING GOD
WHATS IS T AMASHHAPENNEIPNGNE
oH MYG OD
FUCK
[ OH WHAT THE FUCK
RUN BITCHES
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! ]
i read the comments and still wasn’t prepared for what was coming
holy crap everyone shut up for a second
the emergency alarm went off and after a few minutes of ‘buh wuh huh’ everyone went downstairs thinking that someone had set the fire alarm off like 'haha someones getting fined 1600 dollars for cooking without pulling out the tray or drying their hair too hardcore’ but no holy crap floors 6 and down are flooded now
those poor people w their laptops omfg