nuclearcarrots:

poor daves, alpha dave wants to compete with davesprite over john but he’s obliged to go make babies with jade, and john is smarter than he pretends to be but still has no idea how he feels or what to do about it

nuclearcarrots:

nuclearcarrots:

EB:  sorry about the mess!

i swear i just wanted to draw a john face and then

uh

nuclearcarrots:

sry i haven’t had any time to do actual clean drawings and stuff lately

physics rocks

peace out

nuclearcarrots:

davesprite/john commission for hamletmachine!

nuclearcarrots:

don’t put them to bed yet dad don’t u see cal is still awake at least

twin striders, older bro john, and dad/adoptive dad egbert for piyo ♥

some of you may remember this, since i’ve been working on it on and off somewhat sporadically since her birthday back in early december haha yes all of my birthday gifts are appallingly late including my girlfriend’s i’m so sorry

nuclearcarrots:

johndave cuddles commission!

hamletmachine:

For Andy, who I hope has a quick recovery— the internet isn’t as fun without you and your gorgeous drawings! 

(Also on the 18+ site!)

lil’ talksprite for Eric I made

s'been a while!

zilleniose:

why do I find evil John hot

also I’ve decided he looks even more sinister without his glasses

zilleniose:

another god!John outfit design

phemiec:

An update fansong from Trickster Jane’s POV for your listening enjoyment. Download at soundcloud source. :)

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Hello, my candy coated darling, it’s your vanilla baby
I’ve come to say I love you and I always have
I find it so amusing, I used to be confused and
afraid that you would never love me back

But now I see that we were always meant to be
you and me forever planting lots of family trees
counting out our children, half a zillion at least
we’ll name the boys for you and we will name the girls for me

Hello, the sour peach of my skin, the sweetest poison icing
so tasty it could rot your teeth and brain
The chaotic consumption, the diabetic gumption
to do a thing like make me go insane

and leave this plane of reality completely
float among the clouds of pink and blue cotton candy
let’s blast into space and race around like airplanes
spreading multicolored chem-trails, soda pop and acid rain

Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW—E—ET!
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back down…

Goodbye to heartbreak on my birthday, annoying boys who hurt me
with all the stupid things they do and say
I can’t even remember, what I was so upset for
Spun sugar melts in water anyway

So no more crying, dry those tears, I’ll end your pain
Soon you’ll feel the cherry syrup running through your veins
Heaven is a grinning face with not a trace of shame
Take a taste of every flavour, favour anything but plain

Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW—E—ET!
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back down….

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