one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these
and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.
aries: march 21 - april 19 taurus: april 20 - may 20 gemini: may 21 - june 20 cancer: june 21 - july 22 leo: july 23 - august 22 virgo: august 23 - september 21 libra: september 22 - october 23 scorpio: october 24 - november 21 sagittarius: november 22 - december 21 capricorn: december 22 - january 19 aquarius: january 20 - february 18 pisces: february 19 - march 20
Lance: *milks cow*
Coran and Allura, two people who have harvested crystals from a living planet and have had Keith and Hunk literally go into a belly of a space worm to get scaultrite :
😰😰😰
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
There’s one (1) think in Disney’s Mulan that irks me. The jaw line. Mulan’s jaw line is drawn differently when she’s acting as Ping. No kidding:
this is her “regular, Fa Mulan” face. In this version her jaw is even highlighted by the makeup. Look how round is it.
and this is her Ping jaw. Square. Totally square.
WHY????? Isn’t consistency in the character base shapes like, an important thing??
Not to mention how she immediately regains her long lashes as soon as she is exposed. With her round jaw obviously.
?????
That feel when you’re Asian and your father with a bad leg was about to be sent off to surely die in a war for your great empire so you squared up both metaphorically and physically.
okay i usually don’t like these kinds of posts but i was having a discussion with some friends from different part of the country/world sooo…..
reblog and put in the tags where you’re from/whether or not you consider the tap water clean enough to drink I am actually genuinely curious. I’m from florida and i’ve been told that it’s usually unsafe to drink unfiltered.
