Intimidating, inflammatory Cecil
[10:05:40 AM] Smapbacks: ‘my boyfriend is fucking dead’
[10:05:45 AM] Smapbacks: 'gurl why dont you leave him’
[10:05:50 AM] Smapbacks: 'CUZ DICK TOO BOMB BITCH’
[10:06:01 AM] Jason: LMFAO
[10:06:13 AM] Smapbacks: oh god now im just giglgling at my own dumbjoke
“oh good you came out of your room finally”
“oh wow you’re going out for the second day in a row!!”
“YOU’RE WEARING DRESS/SKIRT/MAKEUP ZOMG”
“I see you’re back at your laptop aw poor thing did you miss it while you were out for 4 hours”
PLEASE
STOP

nvstationmanagement-deactivated:
“The city council has asked me to remind everyone about the new drive to clean up litter. Night Vale is our home. And who wants to leave trash all over their home? Put it in the garbage can, listeners. And if you see any trash around, pick it up, and throw it away! Do your part. Unless the trash is marked with a small red flag. The council has asked me to remind you that any litter marked with a red flag is not to be picked up or approached. Remember the slogan: No flag? Goes in the bag. Red flag? Run.”
let me answer your riddle w another, more widely known riddle
poor people have it, rich people need it, if you eat it you die. what is it
(shruggin in the usaaaaa)
can u not tho
i dont see how that is a positive view of things


well that sucks cuz i cant hug darkness.

they are not the anon i are looking for