slutc0ven:

ryan-on-bass:

Source: Orientation Police by Bill Roundy

This is cute as fuck and describes pretty accurately how I feel too.

pizzoner:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

yes

bandbitch:

christyleighstewart:

thatkindoffangirl:

Best period-related ad ever? Best period-related ad ever.

OH

MY

GOD

can we just

phantasticfour:

youtube-things:

Truth or Dare 5 (x)

this deserves a oscar

fatallywhimsical:

meenah38d:

meenah38d:

_{“Please don’t take my sunshine away.”}

x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x

guys help me get this to 20,000 notes

that was really cute and sweet and then i got to the end and i justsdgsdhdznj

If it’s a boy, buy him a completely authentic little Batman costume. If it’s a girl, buy her a completely authentic little Batman costume.

The desire to be Batman is non-gender-specific.

Cracked, this article (via niczka)

always be batman

always

(via glitter-femin1sts)

the-swiftsheeran-army:

This is what Christmas in Australia is like  

THIS IS SO LEGIT AHAHAHA

ai-chan-1:

p5stuck:

ludicrouscupcake:

zerogdragon:

marrymejasonsegel:

Hilarious teen magician

Seriously watch this, I laughed so hard.

This guy is like god took all the sarcasm in the world and condensed it into one person

oh my god i feel like my humor spleen just ruptured everywhere.

the kid has dry wit down to an art form.

Hilarious teen magician. oh did you mean Artemis Fowl attempting magic?

corgidogsorg:

Dogs are not color-blind.

Andreea

reinbowsheep:

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE.

is there a way to make this appear on my dash every few hours i need it