izumikage said: ): Man I’m sorry dude. Luckily my dad has been really respectful when it comes to my mail…

-actually- my dad isnt around as he works away from home so it wouldnt be -that- bad w mum but i just dont want the gross feeling of being judged ever xD

i dont think id ever get anything more than a weird look if i said that i wanted to cosplay, or if i was excited about it

rocks0cks said: man what is wrong with u tonight

izumikage said: I do get that tho.. idk i usually just ignore those things because i buy a lot of things with other intentions for them than whats intended

yeah i mean i could have some problems with the name but that wouldnt bother me its just that it is oh-so-subtle and packages most likely will go through my parents hands before i get home and get them?

having that name on it totally wont raise any questions, of course not

harumphs loudly

izumikage said: Pffff I still wanna get it for crossplay purpose hnnn

the name is something im not all that fond about for that reason

im not a lesbian but that doesnt even matter its not like only lesbians use binders

thats like calling some other thing thats pretty much gender neutral a ‘boy this’ or 'girl that’

boy bag

girl plane

gay spatula

??? ?? ??????

320k:

mineapple:

lifehack: take food in your hand, put it in your mouth, and eat it

congratulations now you wont die for another few days

this is fake. i ate a hamburger and got hit by a bus five minutes after and died do not lie to me on these neopets

food is not responsible for your lifes functional failure if you do use it for its intended purposes

im reading it right here

getting hit by a bus is not a viable way of life im sorry its not covered under our warranty maam

augh i keep seeing that binder post going around and shit thats a deal i should get it but its called the fuckin-

Sho Les Lesbian Tomboy something

subtle

lifehack: take food in your hand, put it in your mouth, and eat it

congratulations now you wont die for another few days

320k said: *sound of me urinating reverbates throughout the hallroom*

nNOT IN THE HALLWAY U LIL SHIT I JUST VACCUU-oh wait i live in shared accomodation i dont give a shit

also its not just you you jerkface im seein it everywhere

whats w all this lifehack stuff omfg i just go on the blog and then its everywhere

you make me want to do it too ffs

NoooooooOOOooooooooooooooomfgoooooOOOoooooooooooOOOoo

huh.

izumikage said: did someone ask you for nudes?

oh- naw, it was just a random thought that occurred to me

since asking for nudes/wanting nudes is a thing so i was just thinking about it

ooooooooh.

actually i am confuse/curious why is it exactly that people ask for nudes

like what are they planning to do with the nudes

do you just want to see people naked

i done know please educate me

cristobalite:

“I’d like to thank tumblr for making me feel horrible & guilty about being white and cis and mostly heterosexual”

you’re welcome! have fun in the rest of the world feeling validated constantly.