whoops made a creeper

wish i could just use premade textures but alas gotta make my own

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e_e

someone knows my trigger word.

is this beth

homestuckaddict:

sawedoffram:

softstriders:

cackledemon:

jetsetnicolette:

binart:

CAN I JUST SAY HOW REFRESHING IT IS FOR JOHN TO BE CALLING CALIBORN OUT ON HIS MISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT

caliborn is such a weird fucking creep ugh

You realize this is really out of character, and Hussie is doing this to bump up his self image, and its working, right?

hussie specifically making a blatantly misogynistic character for no real good reason other than to make that an attribute of the villain (which is suuuuch a tired character trait uuuugh) and having another character say something that contradicts his typically oblivious and aloof personality throws off the storyline (if homestuck can even qualify for having one) and serves only as instant gratification from the fans to the white male author, and totally renders the point he supposedly was trying to make moot because instead of actually shedding light on the frequency of objectification and invalidation of female characters in media now he’s getting credit for being some great open minded anti-misogynistic guy! y’know, despite the fact he created a super misogynistic character for no real reason other than to perpetuate popular media that contains misogynistic characters and elements? y’know, the average viewer who is unaware and uneducated on rampant misogyny is just going to take caliborn’s behavior as normal, hussie isn’t being some brave and progressive author here.

this is a ploy, i basically just repeated everything nicolette said but yeah im really bothered by this

THIS  FUCKING THANK  U 

Out of character? Really? 

Because

John

is

such

an

aloof

character.

I mean, look at this shit.

How the hell would you react if you saw someone playing shitty story book with your best friends? 

Those aren’t just girls that Caliborn is playing house with, those are his friends. Some are his direct family (Hell, he still associates Jane with his Nana), one is a very close friend of his who he cares a lot about, and one is a girl he just met and made friends with.

John is a character that is quick to emote, even if the stuff he’s emoting about is fucking stupid. When he found out that his dad was a normal business man he freaked out. When he found out that Gushers were a Betty Crocker product he freaked out. When he found out that Davesprite broke up with Jade and then proceeded to mock his dead father HE FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. He freaked out in an entirely different way when he was reunited with his friends, some of which he had only known for a day, all of which he hadn’t heard from in three years. The guy he knows for a day and didn’t see for three years is stabbed and he freaks out. 

The point is that John isn’t aloof.

Couple his hotheadedness with the fact that his friends (oh yeah, remember when friendship made him reconsider flying off to his death. Or the time he made his friend look good in her paradox mother’s eyes because he knew she deserved it. Or all the things Vriska convinced him to do because friendship? Or maybe when he kissed a friend’s dead corpse because it was the only way to revive her dreamself? Or when he refused to jump on the meteor with all his other friends because he didn’t want to leave Jade alone by herself?) are being insulted and used in some creepy way by someone he can’t even see? OF COURSE HE WOULD FREAK THE FUCK OUT!

As for Caliborn, have you heard some thirteen year old boys lately? Not all of them, just the little shitheads who thinks they’re hot (like the ones you can find screaming into your headphones during COD, calling you a faggot). You know what they do? They treat women like shit. You know why? No? Most of the time it’s because they can get away with it, there’s usually a female figure at home that they’re allowed to walk all over, or a female figure that intimidates them so they have to pretend that they are able to walk all over them. 

I wonder where we can find one of those. 

Someone he has a particular sort of animosity toward…

maybe even someone who intimidates him mentally, or who is more talented or liked then him…

Oh where oh where could this mystery girl be…

Clearly Caliborn has utterly no reason to viciously attack and demean women to the point that he sees them fit only as sexual partners.

Caliborn’s misogyny is never depicted in a good light. If anything, it is there to nail down the fact that Caliborn is really fucking dumb. He’s stupid and lucky, and soon to be very powerful which are not things that should be melded together.

If anything, Caliborn is the PERFECT personification of the 12 year old on a headset during COD who keeps sniping you in the head. The misogyny doesn’t feel random, it feels like that loud mouth kid who doesn’t understand half the words he’s screaming into your ear while he goes around and shoots everything in sight, teammate or not. 

He is a chaotic brat without the maturity to understand the full scope of his actions or his words.

And just because a writer makes a straw misogynist, doesn’t mean the writing is inherently bad. See: Firefly, PMMM, Mulan, Wonder Woman, Star Trek, Doctor Who (early years), AVATAR THE LAST FUCKING AIRBENDER. 

Look, Hussie can be a piece of shit sometimes. I have followed the comic for years and this I’ve learned. I’m not defending him here. Maybe he did it for asspats, maybe he did it because it’s in character, or maybe he did it for the same reasons the writers above did. I don’t particularly care. But if you’re going to bash the actions of the characters, at least make an attempt to understand the characters beforehand.

THANK YOU

say hello to my little friend~…

inqbtor:

m-hart:

Childhood animu meets adulthood animu

Fucking eren

skyla-dragonborn:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Jumping on Trampolines

the buffalo im crying

shipperbitch:

That is Dirk Strider

AHAHHHHGHHGH

themightyblim:

miss-azura:

bifrostedflake:

MAKE LOKI FIX IT

Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.

laziestgittoeverstepinconverse:

marley93:

johnhwatsn:

sherlock —> genderswap headcanons

sherlock holmes = eva green

joan watson = carey mulligan

gail lestrade = olivia colman

mycroft holmes = tilda swinton

jane moriarty = helena bonham carter

mark hooper = tom hiddleston

ian adler = richard armitage

A+

Perfection.

lifeswordsyourmelody:

JOHN EGBERT YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING

elasticitymudflap:

polterghast:

meulinstail:

here have this like 4 years late
shingeki no kyojohn

john gazes on the shittiest wall maria he’s ever seen

SIND SIE DAS ESSEN NIEN WIR SIND DER EGBERT

doses-of-inspiration:

florence-the-fish:

theletterwschristmarseflap:

staycalmhavehope:

crownmalone:

pixierose1:

pussyharvest:

danielmcbatman:

cougarmeat:

Men feel the pressures of society just as much as women. Through my internet searches I have come across nothing that encourages body positivity in men. This needs to change.

Please, tell me of the struggles this dude faces as a white male. I’m really interested in hearing about the alternate reality that he inhabits. 

WHAT A DUMBASS POST

CRY HARDER WHITE BOY

Booohooooo who says all girls wanna look like barbie dipshit

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you guys honestly saying that just because he’s a man and white? Are you fucking kidding me? You all do realize what you’re technically saying right? You’re pretty much saying that that this guy has no right to be sad because there are people out there who have it worse. I thought that was one of the main things you never tell a person with depression, so why are any of you saying that here?

Seriously, what world do you guys live in? What if a white man abused as a child? What if they were told that they were not good enough by their family and and people around him? Do you think every white guy lives a life where everybody loves them, nobody thinks they’re ugly and they get everything they want by simply asking for it once? You have to be a complete fool to believe that.

Are you trying to tell me that a white person can’t be depressed because he is “privileged over everybody else”? Let me put it to you like this: Let’s say a white man loses his job, is insecure about his body (because maybe he’s not very tall or muscular, which is what society today tells a man he should look like), and has no friends. Now let’s say you have a successful black business woman who makes a lot of money, has a great social life, but also has depression. Which one of these two people has more right to be depressed? The answer: NEITHER!!!! Because depression is not always about how successful you are life or what you have. Depression is feeling that you’re not a good enough person no matter who you are and how hard you try.

All you that contributed to the above commentary should be ashamed of yourselves. There are people out there, include white boys, who hate themselves because of their looks. They will self harm just like anybody else with self hate issues, but none of you care. All you care about is their gender and skin color. I’d hate to see what any of you would say if ever met a cutter that happened to be a white guy. What would you say when if showed you his scars? Would you laugh in his face? What if he told you that he attempted suicide? Would you roll your eyes at him?

None of you are any better than those racist and sexist people you claim to hate so much. You don’t want equality. You want anybody that shares physical similarities with “the oppressor” to feel like shit. You want people who to be looked down upon because of the their race and gender; two things they have no control over. How is that any better than someone belittling a black/hispanic/asian/etc person because of a broad and untrue generalization?

I’ve come to realize this important fact: Tumblr isn’t the safe haven for logical people that so many people want to claim it is. It’s full immature, hypocritical , and ignorant people just like any other website. I don’t care if I lose followers because of this. This has to stop.

^this is probably one of the best things I’ve read. 

The last paragraph. If I wasn’t on mobile I’d bold the everliving Hell out of it for emphasis.

bold-ed the last bit for person above

For real though. They claim to be hardcore supporters of equality and go bashing on people because of their gender and race. It’s pathetic and they don’t realize they’re being hypocrites because even if it isn’t common, saying that they have no right to be insecure because they are a white male is just as sexist and racist.

a-cord-ian:

nefepants:

ADVENTURE TIME AND THE LEGEND OF KORRA??? WHO MADE THIS VIDEO, AND CAN I MARRY THEM?

MY FAVORITE VIDEO HAS FOUND ME AGAIN!