I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset
it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate
isn’t it
okay should i be worried that over the course of my life my opinion on gaining eternal youth went from
‘no way ill have my loved ones die and leave me behind’
to
'eh i can always get more loved ones and then i wont be rushed all the time’
to
'fuck i…
happily does not get the references
also no im completely serious
like a whole million (1000000) serious
I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for the things I’m interested in and I hate it for that.
in other news ive spent the last whole evening attempting to get some work done and just not having the drive/ability too
yay me.
okay should i be worried that over the course of my life my opinion on gaining eternal youth went from
‘no way ill have my loved ones die and leave me behind’
to
'eh i can always get more loved ones and then i wont be rushed all the time’
to
'fuck i really want eternal youth i want to live forever and see how civilization grows or doesnt grow i want to see all the kinds of people that come to be i want to see how my bloodline will fare generations onward i want to just experience life without the inevitability of not only death closing in on me but also of deadlines and feeling like i dont have enough time for me and my mental capabilities with dealing with things’
i mean come on thats like villainy step one right?
bisexuals are great
they arent gay
they arent straight
they are graight
*great

i love banannaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Oh would you babies relax it is just a harmless little huntsman. They’re very gentle animals, really.
And I’m pretty sure the poor little guy is dead anyhow. :(
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of the difference between people not from Australia, and people from Australia.
not scared of it but im not eating those nannas any time soon
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun
Comments like that are why theyre a turnoff.
well then good thing i’m not even 1% interested in turning on someone like you
don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child
don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask
don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat
don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me
don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it
okay wait i dont get this
ive somehow gotten more flexible and more fit despite doing even less exercise then i did in highschool
i remember not even being able to touch my toes or run a hundred meters without winding myself
what the fuck is this am i magic
when you accidentally reblog someones personal thing and youre just
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