So, you put your Windows computer to sleep for the night. You come back the next day all eager to wake it up and put it right to work on that thing you’ve been working on and ….
Oh no, this won’t do at all — you’ve seemed to have lost all pressure…
[fans screaming ecstatically in the distance]

((I’m sorry but this kind of thing has to stop.
make stereotypes like “black people only eat watermelon and chicken” and you get attacked for being racist.
make stereotypes like “White girls take pictures of their coffee and stick it on instagram” and you get a 5000+ note text post.
“Gay people disgust me” = attacked by everyone on tumblr as a homophobic fuckhead.
“Straight people disgust me” = “omg lol so funny” 5 billion notes
If this said “black teenage girls” or “gay teenage girls” or ANYTHING like that everyone would be up in arms.
I appreciate that “white people” enslaved millions and were generally shit to what they consider to be minorities. I understand that. But that doesn’t give anyone the right to be racist/sexist/phobic in the other direction.
Racism is wrong
Sexism is wrong
Stereotypes and hatred based on sexuality or gender orientation is wrong.
And here’s the thing nobody seems to get; It’s wrong in both directions.
Equality is about everyone being equal while accepting that we have cultural or physical or any other kind of differences. It’s not about preaching hatred for another kind of person - I believe that’s the kind of thing we’re meant to be fighting against.
This has been a rant from someone who’s sick of the whole white girls thing. It wouldn’t be funny if it was anyone else, it’s not fucking funny when it’s them.))

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Visual grammar jokes are my favourite
I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:
If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?
If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?
If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?
Again, not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and I’m even dating one.
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i listen to this, closing my eyes, taking in the lyrics. only then i have 100% respect for miley
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HI DIRK
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so i put derse dreamers into wubmachine???
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