England, quick! Time to reclaim the colonies!
LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS
I literally didnt recognize her
see i think the problem in twilight is not that kristen stewart is a bad actor
bella swan is just an awful character
^^ HERE HERE.
My friend and I have a conspiracy theory, which is that KS read the books, realised Bella has no emotions and is an utterly flat, unobtervant and dull character…and acted her perfectly canonically.
Also, yes, she looks so different here. It’s amazing.

Joker without makeup .
thats really disrespectful.. he was clearly injured in some sort of way may it be war or what have you, he is probably so depressed his face is scarred like this, he has to wake up everyday seeing this his own face, why would you make fun of him like this? fuck off.
^
seriously, anyone who would make fun of this is just fucked up. i actually think he’s still more attractive than like half the guys out there, even with his face like this
you guys do realize that this literally is the joker without makeup? this is heath ledger in The Dark Knight, in a scene where he’s hiding in a group of policemen.
oh thats awkward
reblogging for the awkwardness
I still love this post
oh…my god -_____-
He has also a name… Heath Ledger
he was a boy
she was a girlniether of them claimed to be anything else so stop trying to force your social justice onto these two cisgender characters because youre obviously interpreting the chacters wrong
can i make it anymore obvious

he sounds like an irritated tumblr blogger like he’s not even trying to make it sound nice he’s just like r u srs house republicans get ur fucking shit together
I thought this was shopped, but it’s legit. (x)
USA Today’s editorial board, on the “shutdown party” and where Americans should place the blame for the federal government shutdown. When the fence sitters at USA Today take a side AND sound reasonable, y’all know you did something wrong. (via bapgeek)
USA TODAY???
Damn, son.
That’s when you know you’ve been told.
(via dontbearuiner)
the governments gone but the dark carnival is forever
do people get proud or enraged when their post gets famous enough for best-of-funny to claim it
BOTTLE OPENING INTENSIFIES
FIVE MINUTES I MEAN SHITTY SHIT
DOS TRAILER IN FIFTEEN MINUTES HELP MY HEART RTHEFUCKN

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
And the story of Noah’s ark
Didn’t god kill like a total of 2 million people in the bible or something?
Yeah he did
“Do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like?”
Yes.^
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
then why don’t they sAY SOMETHING