NO

1.  rocks0cks said: why, are they butchering cadavers in the kitchen ?

indeed they are

or something

plus the kitchen is gross so i dont wanna touch anything there like nope

…..

im kinda thirsty tho goddamn it

in other news my flatmate- you know, the crazy one- brought a friend over so it looks like im surviving the night with these two tim tams because i cant make dinner

attempts to ask

fails

cries

i now regret not asking for a sburb title analysis

;_;

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER: Guys this is really important, and I've never been so upset in my life.

the-megs:

berryhime:

I’m not going to be all fancy with pictures because I can’t even go out there. My hands are shaking so much while I’m typing this.

Last night, a fire started in the garage of my house. My mom has severe sleep apnea and didn’t realize the house was on fire until…

percysgrace:

thepanicmoon:

“im not homophobic it’s a children’s series” translated is:

“im not homophobic i just think children, including queer ones themselves, should not be exposed to queer characters bc of those characters queerness, which implies i think there’s something wrong/bad about being queer”

im sorry what about that isnt homophobic/queerphobic as fuck???

THIS IS THE THING

misha-collinz:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body

you need an award right now

I think about this post a lot