justplainsomething:

I should NOT be laughing that hard.

I’m always OK until I read the Slytherin one and then I start laughing.

catacombzetabones:

scary-storiinn:

incenndio:

sonic-stardust:

davidbowiespermanentlydilatedeye:

playerprophet:

forsakenasylum:

sheepiness:

schrodingerscatisdead:

Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

just adding a few to the collection

reblogging for reference.

adding some more

adds some

my favourite post on tumblr

now in français

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

some people settle for good

some people aim for FUCK YES

vaguelydown:

bedsafely:

sumfloweroses:

heirofpunk:

modern-assassin:

inksteaks:

stopitsgingertime:

thegestianpoet:

jumpingjacktrash:

buffdaddyjohn:

yeaahhhhhh oh yeah yeahp

okay

SBURBNATURAL??????

I….I…OH

oh……yes……..

SAVING PEOPLE

SMASHING IMPS

YOU KNOW

THE ECTOFAMILY BUSINESS

FINALLY

FINALLY

A TRUE SUPERNATURAL/HOMESTUCK CROSSOVER

TINY DANCER. HOLD ME CLOSER…NEVER LET THIS DREAM END.

Oh hell yes.

so is karkat castiel then i mean i dont watch this show so all i know is plaid shirts and hot boys but

cries and falls down

superman-in-the-impala:

jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

christracy19:

justanotherdayinlife:

get-your-motherfuckin-faygo-on:

well damn.

hell fucking yeah

I’m in.

shit son this site is getting intense

You guys are all so metal

I’d do it

nazi-nurse:

The sequel to this, which in turn, was a sequel to this.

nazi-nurse:

Summoning the StrexCorp executives

nazi-nurse:

Bar-coding.

Based on this post and this status update.

grimdarkthroes:

hoohaafoofaa:

2spookychild:

culturalappropriationsnotcute:

2spookychild:

Happy (early) Halloween Yall

Dia de Los Muertos is not Halloween. It is a celebration to honor ad mourn deceased relatives. This is not okay

get out of here with that shit, its face paint.

This make up is beautiful!

Now for the real shit. No it’s not offensive. I am hispanic living in El Paso fucking Texas right next to Juarez, Mexico. I see the culture first person and let me tell you that the holiday is not as sacred as the stupid butt hurt white girls on here think it is. We decorate EVERYTHING in sugar skull makeup! We eat a lot while celebrating our loved ones and get drunk! 

Halloween is about dressing up and having fun and I know people who dress up like Hitler that get less shit thrown at them than this work of art.

You know what’s not okay? Acting like a little bitch because you think it’s your sole purpose to make people feel bad about being creative with other cultures.

Fucking educate yourselves.

seconded by another Actually Hispanic Person™

maekartargaryen:

 

arkhane:

The Ring, You cannot pass, Welcome from Lothlorien, The horn of King Helm sounded, I am no man and The Return of the King

The Lord of the Rings illustrations by Jian Guo