unrealien:

For my pal whohastodealwithmysnkrelatedgibberish.  I find it cute to see our favorite characters facing each other (and getting well along too.)

Dirk Strider from Homestuck and …oh shit, I don’t remember his name…

P.S:Mine is bigger than yours >:D .

madcarnival:

“bro?”

i was just scribbling johnsprite for 5 minutes and adding another 10 minutes resulted in this. my kokoro. oh no.

nightvaledictorian:

beinggiomusso:

This is arguably the most underrated animated film ever. EVER.

Actual footage of Intern Dana and Cecil Baldwin. 

roachpatrol:

teeganspooky:

This is a conversation I had with enenkaydoodles, a.k.a.Taylor, after her livestream comic had a cissexist term. I was surprised and upset by the comic, but only mildly at first, since it seemed to be a reasonable (also tiringly common) mistake. Because I didn’t think this would become an issue, I decided to pursue the matter because I thought this problem could be dealt with quickly.

I spoke with her thinking that she would be sweet and understanding, since she always appeared to be so on her blog. However, what actually occurred was Taylor acting incredibly entitled and deciding to use her privilege in order to get me cornered, seemingly aware about how uncomfortable this conversation was making me, as demonstrated by my short asks and her page-long responses that devolved into defensive speech rather quickly. She refused to accept that she said or did anything wrong, her “apology” was half-hearted at best and she acted very patronizing throughout the conversation, as though she knew better than me, and because I was the only one that spoke up that I was the one in the wrong. I never felt comfortable or treated fairly during this conversation; it was very much centered toward Taylor’s own personal feelings about a serious issue I presented to her. It felt rather one-sided, like she wasn’t listening at all to my concerns and was more distracted with sounding as “neutral” as possible while still asserting her privilege over me.

She made it clear she did not (read: refused) to understand what I was telling her. She shocked me by basically demanding I take responsibility for her fallacy, telling me that it was my fault whether or not she would take blame if I refused to educate her. She almost started to rant, based on the length of her reply, that it was up to me whether she became less narrow-minded and cissexist and that if I refused to give her every single possible resource to back up my reason for being offended, she wouldn’t accept it and could happily move on with her life without consequence, refusing to accept she ever did anything wrong.

I also sent this fanmail since she seemed to be unable to grasp what was upsetting me, or chose to be defensive and evasive instead of understanding. Although it is not and should never be my responsibility to educate someone — especially someone older than me who should already know better than to act in this manner — I did offer some reading material that I can only hope (although sincerely doubt) she read.

Since I apparently need to treat you like a child, as you’ve told me, here’s something my friend dealt with last night. Maybe it’ll shine a tiny light up there.

http://nemughoul.tumblr.com/post/63796390919/edit-the-post-says-female-parts-but-i-stand-by

http://nemughoul.tumblr.com/post/63797298655/god-why-are-you-so-sensitive-and-rude-to-people-when-it

http://nemughoul.tumblr.com/post/63803069490/im-sorry-i-upset-you-i-dont-know-who-you-think-i-am

Just so you know!! Even though this is stressing me out I’m trying to show you because this is a very specific case, but expecting people like me to educate you instead of educating yourself is very lazy and cruel because you’re acting like it’s my responsibility to show you where you faulted instead of you trusting that my opinion means more than yours in this situation (and it does!) and apologizing and fixing the issue instead of making excuses! I’m trying my best to be civil but you need to understand my frustrations with this.

I’m very upset by this turn of events; I held respect for this person, and because she uploaded multiple comics related to depression and anxiety, you’d think she’d be more understanding towards triggers and speaking to people about upsetting material. Apparently her understanding of this stops at her own self, however.

Okay, see, that’s not what I’m getting from this exchange at all and I’m getting pretty tired of seeing exchanges like it. I told my friend I’m honestly scared to say anything here or intervene because of unpleasant kids like you—I’ve gotten harassment scaling up to ‘you should go die’ and ‘i would beat your face in if i could reach you’ from trans* kids on tumblr during various call-out snafus, and I’m not particularly eager to jump back into the fray. But now I’m pretty mad. 

She didn’t understand where you were coming from. While there’s nothing wrong with communicating to a writer or artist that you’re uncomfortable with an aspect of their work, this was the first time a person had approached her with the objection you approached her with. 

“She made it clear she did not (read: refused) to understand what I was telling her. ” Dude, your particular sense of wounded outrage does not speak to a higher and easily graspable platonic truth. You’re upset because of the way the world looks to you, which is a point of view that not everyone shares, or can share, or wants to share. This is not a matter of dragging a stubborn horse through its paces or making sure a kid learns their times’ tables. This is someone who treated you with respect, tried to explain their reasoning and intentions, and ask for more clarification into the problem, and now you’re saying they ‘decided to use their privilege’ and ‘almost ranted’ at you and ‘backed you into a corner’. As soon as they didn’t immediately do what you wanted you treated them like they were some kind of scheming psycho criminal who deliberately and knowingly savaged you and at the same time a petulant stupid child? Really?

Look, I guess this is tone policing, but if you show up, demand an artist change their work because they’re offended, tell them you’re offended because you have a really different definition of a phrase than they do, assert that you speak for an entire group and are getting increasingly upset at their noncompliance with your hivemind platonic-truth obviously-correct reality, then get more upset with them when they ask you to please help them even understand what the hell that reality is supposed to be, then when you do give them more information on where you’re coming from you call them a child, then make a big post on their blog talking about fucking betrayed you’ve been, this is maybe not a tone that is helping you like at all ever. 

This is the kind of tone that makes people scared, and angry, and feel like shit, and cry about themselves all night and feel like monsters for being so unable to please someone so angry. So, yeah okay, artists and writers are cissexist, we’re sexist and classist and racist and heteronormative because that’s how the fucking world is set up to make us, that’s the base state we’re all starting from, but can you fucking please stop treating artists and writers like lightning rods for your discontent? Can you stop screaming personal fucking victimization when someone doesn’t instantly change into who you want them to be, or won’t say what you want them to say? I am just. Tired and scared. And sad. And I don’t think we’re getting anywhere if we treat each other like this. 

spamano-stuck:

ethankwolfe:

gaaraofsuburbia:

crying-alone-without-salad:

aqua-twin:

casually0mniscient:

stelera:

jumpingjacktrash:

lordengliish:

kannakurono:

johnkatier:

the-soul-eater-alchemist:

shinobiwarrior:

ponpongaygay:

insaneknightmare:

Homestuck

Hetalia.

Naruto.

Korra.

The homestuck fandom has over 1.1 million ships please name me a fandom that has more

I may.

Naruto, haveing 858 characters, (supporting, main, villan, ect,) Has a total pairing combination of 14904014355327162476555290414328719424370128465209622513945548240847934453517987532148538153540680560000064734232283446435089427096149665602683207094084076919437568780781674533990674708553852908863094935934425681787866290855836589989534154069534260902769719177005700713150643170742912223567235767456946909998701714246561169357179794660009372216790712635927908803061483068757053443642328292140398525196245951616698273363942063983865442455468091814841853923197406628460446564578577231324887109364979694973483656067013970418278117444265651463246673600056740864376135532788898566484074712359391719819620226390006681808672718208241770714822933732439310720565548522984043584729897267752370521638075370533586310537591285401411978299062149197718011828543676493608251270910659455861816163839586663800739929111942602252170879317848639815066626069268423494994624712256656800764006924083618292789440318736919989956450388885100494577677227359046085594775826159464156994326712059008200411898532440682019645143888162872496534840053414360829011371341382197001749347773067125463151516101757270551449243805990219063787628122745386098779331417184953541411802153653313952394616555575130883772093666250057443240402551950849226868816714489789910496541429688574585166182747099742256471834589658552207637639962661377426983147653440082047963985381203919376287055656960042865075997942802285209992540074280690592325450547459912432340064404723474682537642453042155553062152161257609838041689124001588004584666505844064756521527467629412489118483447368895281965982832185962135332027885614216230737968557017497845060578576363400418280022372768490591414615098722832599773244521811771479227182744227498528022201217031852503426806952669973497170997422351792858644688160968923410100223999281164522777904218815486835571438106050182763260271202774859181019721314202128358815403704013678664490612692608908463548984227703422501687783158265176454931216194465026708087400038400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 And that’s not ENTIRELY accurate. Now, the number of pairings doesn’t make a series great, its the story itself that makes it great. However, if a shipping war were to break out between Homestuck and Naruto, if we went by the number of possible ships, Naruto would win. By a LANDSLIDE. 

There is 840 Homestuck characters, not including alternate timeline versions of characters, and tricksters, and many others, and that is only listing the characters who have a full wiki page. Not including selfcest, there are an infinite amount of ships, because you can not only ship them in love, but in Homestuck, you can ship them in moiraillegiance, kismesitude, and auspisticeship, which is OT3s. Naruto may have 18 extra characters, but we have four seperate ways we can ship each ship! And for auspisticising, each three of the characters involved can play the part of the auspistice! Homestuck has infinite ways to ship, and sorry, but would beat Naruto.

i ship homestuck <3< naruto now

I just thought I’d point this out… The number of ships the Naruto fandom claims to have is absurd and clearly a gross miscalculation.

For the sake of my mind, we’re going to assume that in all cases the nature of consent and requisition does not play a factor in the ship, but rather if two characters are together in a certain kind of relationship then that is representative of  that ship as a statistic. We are also going to exclude 3-ways, and only acknowledge P as a variable represented by a number other than 2 when concerning an Auspistic relationship.

If we establish our variables to be {N = the number of characters in a fandom}, {P = the number of participants involved in a particular paring} and {S = the number of romantic ways to ship any characters}, then the formula for calculating the number of ships in a fandom ought to adhere to follows:

((N^P) - N)*S if we chose not to include self-cest (which in this case we will given that Naruto and Homestuck are both prone to some form of duplication shenanigan or another) making our final equation (N^P)S

(858^2)1 = 736,164  This number represents the total number of potential ships within the Naruto fandom where N = 858 and P = 2 and S = 1

Now when we look at Homestuck, the numbers stack up differently because we have to account for all four of the romantic quadrants. Because The Auspistic quadrant will have a different P value than the other three quadrants, it will be calculated separately.

(840^2)(Matespritship)+(840^2)(Moirailegance)+(840^2)(Kismesissitude)+((840^3)-(840*3))(Auspisticism) = 594,818,280

This gives Homestuck just over half a billion potential ships where as Naruto doesn’t even reach one million.

This doesn’t even begin to take into account ships involving quadrant vacillation  which would more than quadruple the number of ships in the Homestuck fandom.

Next time check your basic math before you post.

ouch

reblogging purely because this person went ahead and made a shipping equation and that is just awesome

this is the only math problem i will ever appreciate.

NOW WHAT

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

my-friend-the-frog:

littleredhairedrobin:

“ You’re crushing me here, Jake.”

And here is part 3 of the tear jerker parade [1] [2]

I hope you enjoyed, I will continue to drag out little comics from this lovely au~

THANKS YOU