spookydeamon:

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Awkward physical contacts

yes omg

I HAVE DONE THE ARM SWING GONE WRONG SO MANY TIMES IT’S A FUCKING PROBLEM

count your fucking stars you don’t have to put up with this fucking shit you ungrateful swine

sugarpuf:

me n you gossiping

found-the-d:

ifeelyoujohanna:

paellamagica:

Just gonna…dump pictures of my new OTP here..

OTP

spookspookyspooky:

altershots:

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fuckyeahkatnep:

spamano-stuck:

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insaneknightmare:

Homestuck

Hetalia.

Naruto.

Korra.

The homestuck fandom has over 1.1 million ships please name me a fandom that has more

I may.

Naruto, haveing 858 characters, (supporting, main, villan, ect,) Has a total pairing combination of 14904014355327162476555290414328719424370128465209622513945548240847934453517987532148538153540680560000064734232283446435089427096149665602683207094084076919437568780781674533990674708553852908863094935934425681787866290855836589989534154069534260902769719177005700713150643170742912223567235767456946909998701714246561169357179794660009372216790712635927908803061483068757053443642328292140398525196245951616698273363942063983865442455468091814841853923197406628460446564578577231324887109364979694973483656067013970418278117444265651463246673600056740864376135532788898566484074712359391719819620226390006681808672718208241770714822933732439310720565548522984043584729897267752370521638075370533586310537591285401411978299062149197718011828543676493608251270910659455861816163839586663800739929111942602252170879317848639815066626069268423494994624712256656800764006924083618292789440318736919989956450388885100494577677227359046085594775826159464156994326712059008200411898532440682019645143888162872496534840053414360829011371341382197001749347773067125463151516101757270551449243805990219063787628122745386098779331417184953541411802153653313952394616555575130883772093666250057443240402551950849226868816714489789910496541429688574585166182747099742256471834589658552207637639962661377426983147653440082047963985381203919376287055656960042865075997942802285209992540074280690592325450547459912432340064404723474682537642453042155553062152161257609838041689124001588004584666505844064756521527467629412489118483447368895281965982832185962135332027885614216230737968557017497845060578576363400418280022372768490591414615098722832599773244521811771479227182744227498528022201217031852503426806952669973497170997422351792858644688160968923410100223999281164522777904218815486835571438106050182763260271202774859181019721314202128358815403704013678664490612692608908463548984227703422501687783158265176454931216194465026708087400038400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 And that’s not ENTIRELY accurate. Now, the number of pairings doesn’t make a series great, its the story itself that makes it great. However, if a shipping war were to break out between Homestuck and Naruto, if we went by the number of possible ships, Naruto would win. By a LANDSLIDE. 

There is 840 Homestuck characters, not including alternate timeline versions of characters, and tricksters, and many others, and that is only listing the characters who have a full wiki page. Not including selfcest, there are an infinite amount of ships, because you can not only ship them in love, but in Homestuck, you can ship them in moiraillegiance, kismesitude, and auspisticeship, which is OT3s. Naruto may have 18 extra characters, but we have four seperate ways we can ship each ship! And for auspisticising, each three of the characters involved can play the part of the auspistice! Homestuck has infinite ways to ship, and sorry, but would beat Naruto.

i ship homestuck <3< naruto now

I just thought I’d point this out… The number of ships the Naruto fandom claims to have is absurd and clearly a gross miscalculation.

For the sake of my mind, we’re going to assume that in all cases the nature of consent and requisition does not play a factor in the ship, but rather if two characters are together in a certain kind of relationship then that is representative of  that ship as a statistic. We are also going to exclude 3-ways, and only acknowledge P as a variable represented by a number other than 2 when concerning an Auspistic relationship.

If we establish our variables to be {N = the number of characters in a fandom}, {P = the number of participants involved in a particular paring} and {S = the number of romantic ways to ship any characters}, then the formula for calculating the number of ships in a fandom ought to adhere to follows:

((N^P) - N)*S if we chose not to include self-cest (which in this case we will given that Naruto and Homestuck are both prone to some form of duplication shenanigan or another) making our final equation (N^P)S

(858^2)1 = 736,164  This number represents the total number of potential ships within the Naruto fandom where N = 858 and P = 2 and S = 1

Now when we look at Homestuck, the numbers stack up differently because we have to account for all four of the romantic quadrants. Because The Auspistic quadrant will have a different P value than the other three quadrants, it will be calculated separately.

(840^2)(Matespritship)+(840^2)(Moirailegance)+(840^2)(Kismesissitude)+((840^3)-(840*3))(Auspisticism) = 594,818,280

This gives Homestuck just over half a billion potential ships where as Naruto doesn’t even reach one million.

This doesn’t even begin to take into account ships involving quadrant vacillation  which would more than quadruple the number of ships in the Homestuck fandom.

Next time check your basic math before you post.

ouch

reblogging purely because this person went ahead and made a shipping equation and that is just awesome

this is the only math problem i will ever appreciate.

NOW WHAT

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

WARNNING: MATHS FOLLOWS.

With the lucky charms, assuming just heart is the same as matespritship, and assuming troves can be made of any combination of lucky charms, there are 514 ways to ship in Homestuck. If we want to find the number of different combinations of R items, out of N types of item, the formula is

n!/((n-r)!(r!))

Where some number x! is 1*2*3*…*x

BUT! This only gives us the number of combination for a given number of charms in a trove. We want to know the number of combinations for ANY number of charms. To do this, we set n to 9 (because 9 different charms), and then set r to 1, then to 2… all the way to 9, and sum these together. This gives us

This gives us the number of lucky charm ships. As we are counting ‘heart charm’ and ‘matespritship’ the same, we then add 3 to this: moirallegiance, kismesissitude and auspisticeship, giving us a total of 514 ways to ship.

Not 514 ships. 514 WAYS TO SHIP.

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

As each 2-way relationship comprises (840^2) possible ships, and there are 513 of them, and auspisticeship comprises (840^3-840*3), this brings the total ship count to 513*(840^2)+(840^3-840*3) = 954,674,280 ships. Almost a billion ships. Nothing could stand up to that fleet.

Your move, Naruto fandom.

HOLY. sHIT

the only math i care about

phantomandfly:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

allisonelisabeta:

a child’s skull before losing baby teeth.

CHILDREN ARE FREAKS

awesome and creepy at the same time my god

rovescio92:

[REPOST] ROVESCIO92’S SNK GIVEAWAY

As you already know Tumblr fiddled with my original giveaway post so I’m reposting it. I’m really sorry but only this one will count.

First Prize:

• A Scouting Legion Cloak
• A Scouting Legion Hat

Second Prize:

One out of these three items:

• Earphones (1 of 3)
• Pocket watch (1 of 3)
• or a Wallet (1 of 2)

Third Prize:

• One of those 4 necklaces (silver or gold)

Rules:

• Likes and reblogs count but maximum 5 reblogs (the original was shutdown because of mass-reblog by one person so I want to avoid that).
• Don’t have to be following me.
• Bonus prize for followers only: A pair of Riren posters
• US and Canada only unless you’re willing to pay for shipping
• No giveaway blogs pls (I’ll check)
• Winners will be chosen by a random number generator, then prizes will be determined by a second round of 10.
• Have you askboxes open. Must be comfortable to give me your address. You have 24 hours to respond or else I will choose new ones.

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Ends November 11th! Good luck sweet tits!

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im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

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cool lol

“cool lol” tHEYRE ACTUALLY TESTING TO FIND OUT IF WE’RE LIVING INSIDE A COMPUTER SIMULATION AND YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT IS

“COOL LOL”

but guys what if it is an actual computer simulation and we then get actual proof it is and then everything just goes like ‘game over’ and we all cease to exist 

NO DONT TALK LIKE THAT

man what if the simulation was created because civilization failed so horribly the first time so now were just a bunch of test runs so they can figure out how to restructure to have a society thats actually successful instead of a huge doomed to fail mess
man we might have already been abandoned
we might just be running in the background while they work on something more important

isnt this the plot of homestuck

i-

oh god

“and you motherfuckers just thought i was writing a web comic~” Whispered Hussie as he IMs the creator of the simulation. 

the last few frames my eyes were only half open because im so tired augh