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sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH




Nov 8.2013 | 671792notes -
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eeeheheh    

dippitydapper:

Bender, stop it. You’re five.

I was originally just gonna make this a short little practice comic, but it ended up taking four days to complete, hmm..




Nov 8.2013 | 9322notes -
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brakken:

Got a li’l imp tar on you there, John.




Nov 8.2013 | 12904notes -
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hottywhatty    

nuclearcarrots:

CG:  ARE YOU
CG:  CRYING?

a really old johnkat i don’t think i’ll ever properly finish




Nov 8.2013 | 15998notes -
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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  1. *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  2. Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  3. Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  4. Man: I never filled out an application.
  5. Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  6. Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  7. Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  8. Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  9. Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  10. Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  11. Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  12. Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  13. Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  14. Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  15. Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  16. Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  17. Employee:
  18. Man:
  19. Employee:
  20. Man: Fuck you, slut.



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craniumrats:

wow i just got back to baking (i took a break to eat dinner and hang out w the cat outside bc she was whining about not being let out) and i had the nicest thought

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Nov 7.2013 | 3notes -
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[9:51:04 PM] Lady Gagaladriel: that sounds hard and i dont want to
[9:51:06 PM] Lady Gagaladriel: xD
[9:51:13 PM] Lady Gagaladriel: woah
[9:51:14 PM] Kabanoski Wędzone: i knew youd say that
[9:51:15 PM] Lady Gagaladriel: that feeling you get when like
[9:51:24 PM] Lady Gagaladriel: you sum up your entire life in one sentence




Nov 7.2013 -
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beanclam:

Ok, so Housemate is very good at enabling stuff, so here’s a bit of AU crossover fanart for her fic!

… these two need so many hugs and make me have so many feels.

They will also get into the best/worst shenanigans together which is a whole new set of feels (just wait til Housemate uploads the part with the Asgardia kitchen raid :D )




Nov 7.2013 | 1247notes -
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cutttttie    

dorkamine:

That awkward moment when the other god in the room has a bigger hammer than you.




Nov 6.2013 | 21070notes -
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i am doING IT I AM DIRKING AGAIN 




Nov 6.2013 | 1notes -
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frankentitties:

germnotta:

Gaga’s reaction to the people booing at One Direction

Boy band, pop star, folk legend, rap royalty, country super giant, art is fucking art and those who get paid millions for it (whether they are your cup of tea or not) have pretty much waste their lives away in studios of some kind to produce said art. They spend hours on stages, in press conferences, months away from family, and fucking earn their keep. In a perfect world everyone would be nice and bffs but hey it has to start somewhere right? I’m not the biggest fan of Gaga’s music but I’m her fan today. 




Nov 5.2013 | 530821notes -
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medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.




Nov 5.2013 | 2071146notes -
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every once in a while i see someone finding my fandomstuck drawings and its kind of nice to see that somehow that shit is still circulating




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Nov 5.2013 | 314232notes -
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findinggaby:

And whats even worse is regular ol’ intersecting lines

They meet once and grow farther apart forever.

image




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