desolation of smaug next month
desolation of smaug
next
month
So…when is Desolation of Smaug?
What’s next month?
Jack brings home a new friend.
I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!
shhh
just watch
Okay, that’s just frigging awesome.
I NEVER EVER EVER WANT TO FORGET ABOUT THIS VIDEO
I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT
i will show my children this video
There are actual tears rolling down my face and my chest is BURNING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
Sugar has a terrible habit of eating things she shouldn’t; usually she’ll sneak her way over to something that isn’t, technically speaking, meant to go in the mouth of a toddler and make said ‘something’ do precisely that.
Today, though, she got clever.
She went over to the cats’ dishes with her cookie, deposited it next to the dishes, and took a handful of cat food in exchange. She traded with them.
Here’s the thing, though. The cats spurned her offer, and now there is half a cookie sitting, otherwise untouched, on the table next to the cat food.
It looks strangely forlorn. It looks as if it is going to abide the passing of ages, from now unto the very End of Days, a silent, delicious, sentry.
No one will ever know the cookie’s story unless we, the few, the informed, pass it on.
THIS is why you should pay the Magikarp seller…. This is also why theres a new female trainer in X and Y… this one mysteriously vanished …. My first Po…
oh my god im laughing so hard
there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them
Beyonce
this guy
I just…
mineapple replied to your post: u iz my sonz
wh-what no, no, no, that aint me
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
intimately close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with your enemies.
your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out
#oh no #nope #nein #this was completely and utterly unnecessary #why is this #I mean #now of course I want all the rule 63ed Frollo #gaunt sharp-edged implacable Mistress of Justice #she wanted to be a martyr but Rome fell long ago—she wanted to be a mystic bride of christ but the visions never came #so instead she is this—Sophia and Justita; blind and never-stinting #her flesh mortified and her will righteous #but then #Esmerelda #dancing on the rue de la cite #the love is still terrible and twisted; the shame is still burning under Frollo’s skin however she tries to fisplace it #…but god do I want that story
It was just going to be a sketch and then my hand slipped
oh my actual god yes yes yes

Two mama cats who gave birth at the same time, co-mothering their eight new babies.
However, I prefer to think of them as a lesbian cat couple.
lesbian cat couple yes good
cat otp
i felt the otp coming on
here
ITS BACK ON MY DASH :D
I will always, ALWAYS reblog the lesbian cat moms
Raising their kittens together and being adorable little lesbian kittehs
Also that artwork is the best okay just
HAPPY LESBIAN CATS
So my heart just sort of happily exploded
Pfft, this is my first reblog in a month but even I will never not reblog lesbian kitty moms
I enjoy watching white boys not used to the word ‘homie’ trying to say it to their friends. “Wait for me, homies!” Yes. Wait up my brethren. My joyous companions, halt for me, for I am down with the hippity hop. We are chums are we not? The four and twenty, ablaze!
maybe it will end differently this time i whisper to myself as i start the reichenbach fall for the 3477th time
The Amulets of the Nine Divines (x)
(I want all of them so bad)