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overworked stress paintinggggg
the scenario i had in mind is something along the lines of, ’after the breakup, jake has one of those out of nowhere realizations one day that he really likes dirk.’ i’m sorry, super corny, I know DDD:
(…of course, after this it plays out with a lot of stress and unnecessary(?) angst, because jake’s convinced dirk still hates him, and dirk is convinced that any liking on jake’s part MUST owe to manipulation, haha.)
also, dirk’s skin tones are ganked directly from this sargent self portrait!
rape culture is portraying sexually active 12 year olds on talk shows as sluts instead of wondering who the fuck is having sex with 12 year olds
ok im gonna go to the supermarket to buy stuff
list:
‘you could probably buy that online for much cheaper’
you are the reason i dont buy anything ever
The interesting thing about Glados/HAL 9000 parallels is that
Hal was conceived at a time when artificial intelligence was more of a fictional construct than a practical possibility. Hal is introduced as humanlike because the audience is familiar with and comfortable with humans, but they aren’t familiar with or comfortable with living computers. It’s when he starts acting robotic and calculated that the audience realizes “oh no, he’s a computer” and he becomes threatening.
By the time Glados was conceived, we had become used to computer automated systems. Synthetic voices offering us information is something we encounter in daily life. Glados is introduced as a computerized preprogrammed voice because that’s what the audience is familiar and comfortable with. It’s when she starts acting human and emotional that the audience realizes “oh no, she’s alive” and she becomes threatening.
tags spiders on everything
And my ever favorite argument:
“I can’t break a hundred this early”
“This early? It’s noon.”
“Ma’am, we’ve only been open for two hours”.Omfg everything yes.
oh, this just isn’t fair anon. you better be ready for this. ;)
Holy shit
Hooooly shit
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Hoooooooooooooooooly shit
oh baby
are you asking this because im aussie, or…..?
either way the answer is ye
there needs to be a Rise of The Guardians and The Ring crossover.
lifehack: when sad or in doubt, draw john egbert smiling. add fancy for extra happiness
John Egbert is my favourite character both because I genuinely love him and the fact that he’s a part of the weird meta of the Homestuck fandom.
John is a prime example of when headcanons are taken over canon character traits and spread to the point where the fandom considers them…
to my friends and family who deal with self-harm
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS
*deep breath*
THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM
THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH
The fucking world would be ending and they’d be like
OF ALL THE FUCKING FANDOMS IN THE WORLD TO ACTUALLY GET THEIR STORY TO BE REAL AND ACTUALLY GET TO LIVE IT IT FUCKING HAD TO BE THEM
I COULD BE IN A TARDIS OR AT HOGWARTS OR BE A MAGICAL GIRL AND MAKE A CONTRACT OR BE THE KEYBLADE MASTER OKAY I COULD FUCKING BE SAILOR MOON
BUT NO I’M DYING IN A METEOR APOCALYPSE BECAUSE OF ALL THE FANDOMS
IT HAD TO BE HOMESTUCK