azureunbalance:

It’s hilarious that people are bagging on Lily for using exclusively black women as “props” in her video when…

1. The dancers were in on it. They’ve defended the video on Twitter.
2. Backup dancers are traditionally known for their tendency to dance.
3. “If you can’t detect the sarcasm, you’ve misunderstood.”
4. Do the ladies on the far left and right look black to you?

She’s making fun of what Miley did with the gratuitous twerking and whatnot. The dancers were even the ones who came up with the whole champagne sequence, omfg.

luxuryofconviction:

“How to Open a Can without a Can Opener" 

The single most useful thing I have ever learned from youtube. Damn.

Doctor Nerdlove, “When Masculinity Fails Men” (via sepiacircus)

#men are so fucking stupid #jesus christ

yeah people always try to frame this as wow it’s so hard being a man :( but like

you’re gonna freak out because you can’t punch something after braiding hair. I don’t give a shit what kind of cruel socialization you think you get that is some narcissistic bullshit. men are pathetic.

(via gobblegobblenostrils)

oh awesome

believe in the power of societal influence as long as you agree with it’s outcome on a personal, emotional level.

you’re the pathetic one.

(via rosennoraa)

sushinfood:

paigefillyr:

I made someone cry on parp with one word.

oh—

oH

sockmonkeyrenegade:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.

Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

On a totally different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.  

Literally every time this is reblogged it’s yet another story added that could easily be about Robin and I’s sex life.

fl00rplan:

volumesofsilence:

rosaparking:

analest:

speaking of white boys

holy shittttr

they murdered this shit

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