kittenxaos said: Sleep headaches are a thing!?

yes its what happens when your brain hates you

ive still got a sleep headache

i woke up eight hours ago

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

wow i really got around on the second day of school

i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

i don’t even have her number????????????

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch anime or cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

hollyjollyoli:

jillifoosh:

bugsgiving:

PEE DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE VAGINA IT COMES OUT OF A COMPLETELY SEPARATE HOLE I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUAL ADULTS WHO STILL THINK PEE COMES OUT OF THE VAGINA

do boys really think this omg

yes

theboyvvithoutasoul:

being contacted by old friends who you thought forgot about you

vanconcastiel:

the-dude-in-the-tardis:

When you’re not in the fandom but you still get the reference

DINKLEBERG.

yeah im talkin about you

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

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