shannas-styles:

don’t sit in your pajamas and reblog posts about how you wish you could be pretty and confident, just do it. Get up early so you can do your hair and makeup all nice for school, flirt with the boys and let them come to you, say “thank you” instead of “no i’m not” when someone calls you pretty,  fake that fucking confidence until it’s real, do you understand me? Now go own that red lipstick.

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

hertzwhale:

okay if youre a trans person and you attack other trans people and call them cis and fakers and ignorant “”“”“”trans trenders’”“”“”” then i just want you to know that a) youre shitting on other trans people rather than standing in solidarity against oppression together b) how would you feel if someone tried to invalidate YOUR trans status and tell YOU that YOUR gender identity is a lie and YOU don’t know YOUR gender?? c) youre a fucking sack of shit and youre dragging the trans community ass backwards 

like jesus, why would you accuse another trans person of faking, why would you attack your own community 

theres real shit out there we should be fighting and youd rather shit on YOUR OWN COMMUNITY??? 

youre an embarrassment and you should feel bad 

misspelling ‘thank you’ as 'thnak you’ more like

i  wonder how many times i ignore a phone call itll take until people realize i dONT LIKE TALKING ON THE PHONE

it-goes-both-ways:

hellnoradfems:

the-littlest-aron:

wickedturtle:

“stop saying misandry isn’t real”

*post that blatantly ignores the definition of sexism which is based on a system of institutionalized oppression including workplace and media discrimination while listing actual problems that affect men that can be solved with feminism and proper sex education*

ha feminism hasn’t helped men in any way, shape or form. don’t kid yourself.

Meanwhile, feminists in India successfully fought to keep rape as only being something a man can do to a woman.

Meanwhile, the Duluth model of domestic violence sees men and basically only men arrested for domestic violence, even when they’re being abused, simply because they’re physically larger, so her swinging a bat at him is “pre emptive self defense.”

Meanwhile, feminists are pushing to get women, and only women out of jail so that they can take care of their kids.

“But that’s just the patriarchy backfiring on men!” Jesus fucking christ no. If a patriarchy was to exist, why the fuck would a law be created that disproportionately disadvantages men who are being abused or sexually assaulted? Why would the UK define rape in such a way that you have to be a man to commit it if they were in fact a system designed for men to be in power? Would not men’s issues be considered a higher priority than that of women?

I’ve yet to see a solid argument that “misandry is really just misogyny” that makes logical sense, but if you’d like to try and be the first go ahead.

And I’m pretty sure “institutionalised media oppression” is impossible.

thefoxalchemist:

theblackship:

thighrabanks:

obamashipsmyotpgettinhitched:

ginganinjaswagger:

coryy:

coryy:

No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?

Just me January?

Forever alone February?

No man march?

I just had to reblog this again.

abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up june 

just my hand july

always alone august

sexless september

only me october?

My entire year planned out in advance. Thank you so much, tumblr people!