dreamwurks:

Part of my ‘bitch please big four’ series…i guess that’s a thing now idk

thewastelandwanderer:

Videogame Logic

sphynx-prince:

yungcoochie:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

ikaricrossinglines:

thehealthyhusky:

Why I hate going on Facebook.

the thing that upsets me most here is that quite a few of these sample replies show profile photos of children. These people are raising families and kids. And for those fathers with daughters,I wonder how amusing they would find it if they knew there was at least a 1 in 4 chance of their own child being sexually assaulted or raped in her own lifetime.

A real funny joke there, dads.

gilli-chan:

“So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good. Until you dragged me back into to this freak show and put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?”

#THANK YOU FOR FINALLY MAKING THIS ABOUT BRUCE

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?

i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 

to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

mcsiggy:

nasctha-deo:

mcsiggy:

C’mon now, the naruto fandom is also confused about their recent events. throw us a bone here

It’s alright buddy

that’s the cutest fucking picture i have ever seen ever, good on you good sir, good on you

poopyuu:

I like it when boys play this kind of game hahaha

wwhatevver-ampora:

shinywaka:

I hope you understand how ridiculous these back stories are.

Behold, the sea princess.

———-

==> Be the sea princess

You are a young troll which have not been named yet. You might not even live long enough to be named, so why bother?

You are a troll of the highest blood. Few of you survive past the trails.  Even fewer made it childhood. The only lusus that will choose one of your blood color lives far deep in the sea where your instinct will guide you to.

You made it to the water and was culled almost immediately. The Empress is here and she will not have a challenger.

Barely any of you lived past this point. A young troll cannot survive on their own without a lusus. But to go back into the water means death. You do NOT want to die.

Fate seems to be terribly kind today, as an adult troll finds and help you. It is very unusual for an adult troll to care for a young one, especially from a different caste, especially one of you.

But she is indeed an odd troll. She cares for many other young trolls, all from different caste and different kind, even a mutant with blood outside of the hemospectrum.

A few sweeps later, she came home with a grub of your blood and asked you to care for her. You had a sudden urge to kill her as it was your insticnt to eliminate threat to your throne when you can. “Mother” would have none of that, so you couldn’t kill the little grub even if you want to. In the end you grew used to her, although you despise her clingy nature more than anything.

But then the empress found you again. Or found the little one, you weren’t sure. Her royal soldier broke in to your collective hive, the other trolls were out. Mother died as she protected you and the little one. You ran away. Never heard of the other kids but you can’t really careless about them.

Afterward you meet a pirate, the Ophaner, as he calls himself, who knows Mother. He offers you a hiding place. A boy in his crew seems to like the little one. You think he’s lame, but not that you care that much about the little one’s quadrant.

The war stated, the Ophaner turns on you. He planned to give you to the Empress. You had to protect yourself (and consequently protect the little one as well). The boy hold him back as you and the little one make a run for it.

Again, you have fled, leaving someone else behind. Now it’s only you and the little one. God knows how long will it take for you to leave her behind and save yourself. But it isn’t that simple. The empress wants BOTH of you. You couldn’t careless about being a queen, but you still want to live. The little one is starting to hear the whispers from that undersea monster. The empress will be on your tail soon.

You have had enough of it. You won’t live another day of this bullshit called your life. You are a queen by birth right, not a fugitive, even if you don’t want the throne, you certainly want to LIVE. It is a WAR between you and the Empress.

You now stand before the king of the land dwellers’ kingdom. Your last and only chance of winning your right to live.

Your name is MEENAH PEIXES and you WILL LIVE.

—————————

I think I just made Meenah the new main character……

goodnight now it’s freaking late.

…..//dying.
this.
is
amazing
and
i
want
so
much
more.
eridan was so valiant, my lil babbu