i found that davespritejohn fanfic ive been trying to find
don’t pity the dead harry, pity the living. and most of all pity those who hate naruto and have never given it a chance
seriously what the fuck is wrong with Tumblr’s LGBTA+ community
stop whining about “cishets” for two fucking seconds and go do something productive holy shit
stop stereotyping and accusing people of being inherently bad just because of their gender/sexuality like wow congrats on being a giant hypocritical asshole
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD

Alright, here’s something funny. These boys in my hall went outside in their undies to take some photos in the snow. Funny, right? They’re trying to get attention and it’s hilarious. Us ladies choose to do the same, we are wearing more clothing, and are doing the exact same poses. We are wearing as much clothing as is acceptable at the pool or the beach, at the gym, etc.
There is a serious double standard here— us girls have gotten responses like:“What’s the point of being half naked?”
“*ahem* sluts *ahem*”
“What’s wrong with you females?”Or worse, what my mother said. Her initial shock was apparently because she thought I was in my underwear, but when I told her I was in a swimsuit, she was suddenly happy I was having fun in college.
The idea here is that we are doing the same thing. When arguing this point with one of my hallmates, he said “But men’s bodies aren’t built the same, you don’t see girls getting pumped up over a topless guy, but how many guys do you think are gonna get all crazy over a topless girl?” Seriously? Really? Women don’t need to dress in order to avoid a reaction from men. You’re mad because you can’t control yourself? Men can pose in their undies in the snow without an issue because women aren’t going to go wild over it? Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.
The double standards are killin’ me.“Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.” Is literally one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard. Thank you.

I don’t care what time is it because I just woke up
I JUST SLEPT UNTIL THREE FUCKING PM WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
http://weirdward.wordpress.com/2012/12/05/time-for-a-timely-quote-or-no-more-what-about-teh-menz/ (via sisterresister)
definitely one reason a man-in-feminist space doesn’t necessarily have to be excluded, but HAS to be willing to take a back seat and listen rather than full-on participate.
(via feministdisney)
feminist men lmao
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this is the fucking cutest thing made with japanese emotes omg
im laughing so hard im having trouble breathing enough to live

Elsa, the Pizza Queen
dom-i-nos
dom-i-nos
not pizza hut or papa joe’sdom-i-nos
dom-i-noooos
my pizzas are for the prosi don’t care
what they’re going to pay
let the customers in
cheap tuesdays never bothered me anywayI did not mean for this to go this far….
CRYING
Walt Disney Pictures presents: Baked