look, whatever youre doing, if its working or being helped by a worker, throw out ‘sorry for taking so long/sorry for the wait’ and ‘sorry for the trouble/confusion’ and replace with ‘thank you for your patience’
just do it and everyone in the interaction feels better about themselves
lifehacks courtesy of your local professional fucker-upper
look, whatever youre doing, if its working or being helped by a worker, throw out ‘sorry for taking so long/sorry for the wait’ and ‘sorry for the trouble/confusion’ and replace with ‘thank you for your patience’
just do it and everyone in the interaction feels better about themselves
male characters burn through female love interests like crazy and no one cares but a female character gets two (2) love interests and y’all write essays about why the male love interest is Actually The Biggest Victim Ever
i actually feel very bad i named this strawberry plant bitch when i planted the seeds because i didnt expect it to survive but now that its flourishing….
You visit another Earth. In this world, every human is the moral opposite. Hitler was a Social Rights Activist and almost managed to secure world peace. The Pope is a horrible tyrant that forces his followers to drink blood and eat flesh. You meet your doppelganger and surprisingly…there’s no difference at all.
