these headcanons should come with warning labels hot damn
tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior
Last night I went from being pretty damn attractive to a ‘fat ugly slut’ in about .6 of a second for this reason, haha
It never fails.
have you ever stopped to think WHY people hate the movement so much? heyyy maybe its because youre being an asshole
white cis straight men literally have the most power in the whole world. this is not okay, but to change it, youll have to convince them. no important dude is gonna listen to a bunch of raging teenagers who spout out bullshit like “kill all white people” or “kill all men”.
its like youre trying to become the teachers pet by not doing your homework ITS NOT GONNA WORK
so yes please stop being raging 2-year-olds and start being intelligent angry adults
If I am ignoring you, I apologize. I become distracted and will focus on one thing a while. Sometimes I’m just emotionally overwhelmed and I have to lay down for a while. I’m not ignoring you because it’s you it’s because life is distracting and hard and so sometimes I just need to stop talking to people and sometimes I do that suddenly.
my guy friend turned to me, and out of nowhere, and said “why is it ok for girls to touch each other’s boobs, but not ok for guys to touch each other’s dicks?” and I still don’t have an answer for that
#don’t let the man get you down dude#live free die hard and touch penis
okay does anyone want a mental cuddle i am all hype to cuddle the shit out of someone but alas there is no one in my arms so im gonna do the loser thing and get a pillow and pretend its someone
and you get to be all ‘fuck yes at the moment someone is thinking of cuddling me isnt that the tightest shit’
Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads of stuff because really no time had passed at all
adorable cuteness on my dash aside i have become addicted to this sound composition its really calming n shit and its part of why i fell asleep earlier somehow
my tendency to make everything a joke aside, lettuce, dude, okay?
lettuce.
being woken up to think of puns is probably the best way ive ever been roused from sleep in my life
Un concepto de Elsa como hombre, quería que se mirará varonil y como un rey y ese fue el resultado al que di.
Disculpen el trazo descuidado.
Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx
recs for trans* women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.
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Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman. That’s DC’s Holy Trinity. That’s the big three for DC. And yet…
if this pink haired bitch went out of her way to have a look, she’d find flashpoint paradox which is very much mainly focused around wonder woman, “fuck the patriarchy”
Actually, if you bothered to watch the video you’d see she specifically mentions she’s only discussing the live action films and is perfectly aware there’s been animated feature films about Wonder Woman, but you’d rather take her quote out of context and attack her.gifsets are fun because you can take a moment out of context and then people can send you lots of messages trying to correct you on things that were actually addressed in the video
fun
Oooh, one example. You really showed her, man.
So this is my really late submission for goldenfrost week. I used references for the ships and gliders.
This comic is dedicated to the dear kalael.
I’m gonna sleep forever now.
Soundtrack for this are mainly these two songs:
Heaven’s not enough
Conquest of Spaces