azura-skye:

I will never not post science!jokes.

Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:

Imagine you have a Rolex watch. Nice fancy Rolex, you bought it because you like the way it looks and you wanted to treat yourself. And then you get beaten and mugged and your Rolex is stolen. So you go to the police. Only, instead of investigating the crime, the police want to know why you were wearing a Rolex instead of a regular watch. Have you ever given a Rolex to anyone else? Is it possible you wanted to be mugged? Why didn’t you wear long sleeves to cover up the Rolex if you didn’t want to be mugged?

And then after that, everywhere you go, there are constant jokes about stealing your Rolex. People you don’t even know whistle at your Rolex and make jokes about cutting your hand off to get it. The media doesn’t help either; it portrays people who wear Rolexes as flamboyant assholes who secretly just want someone to come along and take that Rolex off their hands. When damn, all you wanted was to wear a nice watch without getting harassed for it. When you complain that you are starting to feel unsafe, people laugh you off and say that you are too uptight. Never mind you got violently attacked for the crime of wearing a friggin time piece.

Imagining all that? It sucks, doesn’t it.

Now imagine you could never take the Rolex off.

istaq:

willsleepfordreams:

kruemelcaskett:

st1cks-andst0nes:

s-pecious:

wingedaradia:

dickcatchyourowngrenade:

ohsoooohealthy:

roadto—health:

janaeariel:

What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
GOD FUCKING YES, that.

THIS. WHOLE. PICTURE. <3

Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.

this whole picture is just great

Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.

I Could Not Pass This Without Reblogging.

Fucking Hell to the fucking YES!

Fuck yeah look at that guy in the back just like… fuck yeah

TRUE THAT!

ikimaru:

so I got this suggestion to draw John as Jack a while ago, thought I’d do the opposite too haha 8’)

toonzelda99:

inverted-typo:

I just realized something important. 

I was watching this episode AND LOOK AT RAVEN’S EYES. 

She technically doesn’t have any eyebrows. They’re just her second pair of eyes—only closed. My mind has been blown

I don’t know whether to be amazed or creeped out.

drisrt:

No more fishes in your sea

clockworkcrow:

penicillium-pusher:

*sweats nervously*

clockworkcrow:

penicillium-pusher:

*sweats nervously*

toratoratorako:

Deep Breaths

sherlocksmyth:

OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

A HORDE OF TREVENANT APPEARED AND THIS SUDOWOODO JUST BLENDED ITSELF IN WITH IT.

IT’S LITERALLY HIDING WITH OTHER TREES.

HELLO FELLOW PLANT TYPES YES MY GOODNESS WHAT A NICE DAY TO PHOTOSYNTHESISE. HOW ABOUT THEM CHLOROPLASTS? I DO LOVE ME SOME CHLOROPHYLL. WHAT A GREAT TIME TO HAVE A CELL WALL.

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I CANT DO IT EITHER WAY