Hey everyone. I’m Rabbie. I’m really sick right now and in a bind, I need money for food and medicine and toilet paper. I’m hungry and sick and need help bad. Please help me if you can, I’m desperate.
I wanna cry I’m so sick, I have no money, I just need some money for food and medicine. Right now I’m sick and starving but I can’t afford food, but without food I can’t get better either. Please help, I’m begging you.
Keith: alright guys now that shiro’s leader again Im gonna go on a months long mission, bye.
(as soon as he leaves)
Me: well I guess since keith’s repeatedly called the most impulsive and tempermental member things should be pretty focused and no nonesene from here on-
(so anyway I think Keith might be the teams impulse control)
sometimes youve got to just accept that the camera did you dirty and youll always look worse in 2D, but that doesnt make you any less beautiful
and also sometimes you just got to accept that your view of your own body is biased and put your trust in the friends who thought you special enough to take a photo in the first place
*clap clap* the fact that *clap* matt was there *clap clap* in what would have been *clap* keiths final moments *clap clap* makes me happy *clap*
but also very sad because that means that the only person telling him to not sacrifice himself was either a guy hed only just met and never in person or a friend he lost years ago and never got to properly reunite with only to never see him again
gaara, a 15 yr old: Hello I Would Like To Inform You All That My Embarrassing Middle School Phase Where I Killed People And Ate Thier Blood Is Over And I Would Like To Be In Charge Of Everything Now
the entire village of sand that has been constantly trying to kill him for like 8 years: Yeah Thats Fine
