what i like about DRAMAtical murder is that the characters’ backstories are so out there that i can make loads of headcanons about them and itll still seem legit
Really though the Alpha kids are having a rough time right about now, but they’ve been best friends since they were 12 and have talked to each other for years on end
Meanwhile John’s best bro has a new best bro, Jade has some very awkward feelings about how the alpha Dave is now the other Dave to her, and really ALL FOUR OF THEM HAVE BEEN SPLIT IN HALF AND HAVEN’T TALKED IN THREE YEARS
I am waiting for mega emotional coming to terms with friendship issues and how being apart without communication changes things hard core I’ve been ready since we first learned about the three year thing GIVE ME THE BETA FRIENDSHIP PAIN.
Everyone is triggered by something. Spiders, blood, snakes, skulls, nudity, men, literally everything can be scary to someone. But the fact of the matter is, you are going to have to deal with being face to face with your fears sometimes. It will make you more self-aware and confident to breathe it out, and accept that the computer screen wont hurt you, and cant make you hurt yourself. We shouldnt have to bubble wrap the world for you. scroll faster if you dont want to see it.
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
i think some people on this website are forgetting that there is actually not that much visibility for trans* people and that sometimes when someone makes a comment that can be see and transphobic or excluding trans* people, it’s not because they’re actively and maliciously transphobic, but because they literally didn’t think of it because they are ignorant.
You’re not sure why you even made that specification. Of course you are a troll. You’ve always been a troll, for your whole EIGHT SWEEPS of living. To need to specify like that implies that, at some point in time, you were, or will be, NOT A TROLL.
You are becoming dangerously SELF-AWARE. You immediately dismiss the non-troll NONSENSE.
Anyway.
Your name is JOHONN. JONN for short, though, since your name is STUPID and making people try to pronounce it correctly is also STUPID. You are a PRANKING MASTER, your CHEERIFYING TRICKS and TERRORFUL TRAPS gaining a reputation all of their own for their INGENUITY and LASTING CONSEQUENCES, in the rare occasions when you are spurred into anger.
You have been told that you may be considered for conscription into the secretive but apparently illustrious LAUGHSASSINS GUILD upon your maturity, despite your atypical blood colour for the profession. You don’t know how you feel about this, but you have been ‘AssureD’ that it is an utmost HONOUR.
Other than PRANKING, your INTERESTS include DRESSING UP IN DISGUISES, COMEDY MOVIES, and GAMES, especially if they are of the BATSU variety. You could say you have rudimentary skills in PROGRAMMING, if by RUDIMENTARY you mean TERRIBLE.
You have started to use a new chat client called TROLLIAN, which is only in it’s beta stage. Your trolltag is cachinnatoryGallivantor and you tend to speak in an aiiiiry and casual manner, laughing all the while.
do you remember that time hilary duff was afraid to sing onstage but then hilary duff helped her and so then hilary duff sang a duet with hilary duff and dreams were made???
I’ve been spamming twitter with my silly Disney/Pixar genderbending sketches so I thought I’d clean some up and put them here as well~ (I also did some Frozen genderbends) This was fun!
ladies if anyone ever tries to tell you “ugh u have to shave” stare em dead in the eyes and go “fine. u do it.” and when they look back at you all horrified and go “ew no that’s ur business” just stand there with ur arms crossed until they realize what they just said
i did this to my mother today and she just quietly left the room
